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by grampy
Aug 23rd, '13, 14:42
Forum: Get It Off Your Chest
Topic: F*kin busy bodies!
Replies: 10
Views: 13094

Re: F*kin busy bodies!

Don't get mad------------GET EVEN---------LOTS OF WAYS :wink: :wink: BIDE YER TIME M8.. :ymdevil: B-)
by grampy
Aug 23rd, '13, 14:37
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: Medical Terms
Replies: 1
Views: 937

Medical Terms

Next time you go to the doctors or hospital, you will understand what they are talking about. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - Se...
by grampy
Aug 21st, '13, 14:57
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: New helmet
Replies: 15
Views: 2621

Re: New helmet

Just wondered if any info here might be of help ??.

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by grampy
Aug 13th, '13, 20:29
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Cornwall Triumph RAT PACK
Replies: 1
Views: 1287

Re: Cornwall Triumph RAT PACK

Organiser : Dave Squire : 01726 883260 The monthly meeting takes place at the Rock Inn in Roche,Cornwall from 8pm onwards. WHAT DAY Come along and find out the latest RAT gossip in Cornwall. Pack Leader Dave Squire can be contacted on 01726 883260 (before 9pm) or via email at dave.rat@btinternet.co...
by grampy
Jun 22nd, '12, 10:11
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: An Octopus walks into a bar
Replies: 0
Views: 902

An Octopus walks into a bar

and says 'I can play ANY musical instrument you like!' An Englishman gives him a guitar and he plays it better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano, which he plays better than Elton. The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes, and he fumbles around for about 10 minutes. The Scotsman says 'What...
by grampy
Mar 31st, '12, 20:26
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Magical Leathers
Replies: 18
Views: 2510

Re: Magical Leathers

These peeps obviously not kissed the tarmac , before, so don't have a clue..& would never listen to any-one.. :roll: I go along with the freedom of choice--- B-) ---If they come a cropper,it's no skin off my nose--knees--nuts--etc.. I wonder how long it will be, before protective clothing will b...
by grampy
Dec 19th, '11, 17:29
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Heated Grips
Replies: 23
Views: 5750

Re: Heated Grips

Couple of years back I took a bit of time out and did some motorcycle couriering, this unfortunately coincided with the winter weather. I decided if I was going to do it I want to make sure I was bloody warm. The kit I bought was great it was just my hands I had a problem with. I tried mitten glove...
by grampy
Dec 18th, '11, 19:10
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Heated Grips
Replies: 23
Views: 5750

Re: Heated Grips

Kelly has always had a set of Oxford heated grips. Had them since 2005, been fitted to two different bikes and never failed. They do work well, but work better if you have slightly thinner gloves on because thick ones stop heat getting in aswell! If I commuted in the winter, I'd deff have a set on ...
by grampy
Nov 22nd, '11, 23:30
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Friday rant.
Replies: 40
Views: 4855

Re: Friday rant.

You can talk to some people, and offer wise words, BUT..you can't give them the brain power to understand..
by grampy
Oct 6th, '11, 16:17
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: Better than my MP3 player!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 840

Better than my MP3 player!!!

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by grampy
Sep 27th, '11, 19:37
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Busted Bikez! going self employed
Replies: 14
Views: 3818

Re: Busted Bikez! going self employed

GOOD ON YOU GIXXER KID..Takes courage and hard work & loads of determination; I'm sure every-one is wishing you success.. I live in Somerset, but will def' pop in to cheer you on some time when I'm down..
My son has a gsxr1000, so I will make sure he's aware of you :-
(btw) he lives in Truro
by grampy
Sep 25th, '11, 10:53
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: Easy,- William.. !!!
Replies: 0
Views: 815

Easy,- William.. !!!

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad ...
by grampy
Sep 19th, '11, 16:05
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: The BIG hole
Replies: 0
Views: 898

The BIG hole

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound. He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in ther...
by grampy
Sep 19th, '11, 15:57
Forum: Jokes / Funny Stuff / Games
Topic: OFF JOKE TOPIC.????
Replies: 5
Views: 1742

Re: OFF JOKE TOPIC.????

billinom8s wrote:Me.

It says so if you try to get in. :twisted:
Well??? I would like to have access please if it's ok to do so, or is it reserved for special people?. ^:)^
by grampy
Sep 16th, '11, 18:46
Forum: Bike Banter
Topic: Please, do you worst
Replies: 19
Views: 3485

Re: Please, do you worst

. dont be so hard on yenself... I've done that ----more than once----and so of many others on here---
at least, your big enough to say so, and laff at yerself..

Now.. :shock: .. did I ever tell ya how I once filled me diesel van with petrol?? -bet that's med ya feel better :80: