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Good Collection of Harley Jokes (And I don't mean a collection of Harley riders) Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower. Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? - The other 5% actually made it home. Is it tr...

they sound good even to an old fart like me
Merv

Hmm the frogs cannot drive cars either.
merv

That was no doctor that was written By Ferg from the MAG in the last magazine
merv

Yes tax should be scrapped on bikes, the historic vehicle tax for vehicles over 25 years old was moved every year then all of a suddenly some misery gut mp realised somebody had a bit of pleasure out of keeping older vehicles on the road, so they stopped it at 1972, It will take a lot of protesting ...

Vacumn Gauge: An instrument used to measure the pressure exerted like sucking on a straw by human or machine displayed in non-metric ruler increments. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive chrome scooter parts not fa...

Yes if you watn some fum without breaking the speed limits go get an old H1 Kawasaki good acceleration for its time awful cornering abilities due to almost rubber frame,no need to speed just plod along and get the thrills


merv

Recomend a tent, the beer tent i always like.

merv

Rappel agincourt

Born to be wild, Steppenwolf motorcycle emptiness, manic street preachers 2468 motorway, Tom robinson Bat outta hell, meat loaf blinded by the light, manfred man/bruce springsteen davys on the road again, manfred man Anything by the Eagles lifes been good to me so far Joe Walsh Boys of summer Don He...

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are ...

your fathers and cousins as well fixing the voting (allegedly)
Merv

Aha will have to meetup with some of you sometime. maybe at barnstaple or the carriers
Merv

very long winded but some useful tips for world domination in there

http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html

merv

I was at the first quay hillclimb in 1977 i think it was
Merv