in case you get pulled over by the fuzz....

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Re: in case you get pulled over by the fuzz....

Post by billinom8s » Nov 27th, '09, 13:15

Sorry no can do. My bike is in bits. How about nick does it. He has a blank expression if his lid is on or not :)
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Re: in case you get pulled over by the fuzz....

Post by Dillon » Nov 28th, '09, 08:33

Police Oficer......Do you know why I have stopped you sir ?

Biker..... I duno Officer maybe your GAY with a fettish for big guys in leather

PO ...... No sir thats not it, How fast were you going down that last piece of road ?

Biker .... I duno that either I carnt read my speedo without my reading glasses, couldnt have been too fast coz you cought me.


This is all bullshite if a traffic plod pulls you he already has all the info he needs to do you and probably has allready made up his mind weather or not he will so just be polite and hope for the best. You can not argue with them they have the law on their side and no court will take your word against theirs.

I have been let of with a warning a few times, probably more than I deserve, My favourite one was when the plodder came up to me still sat on my bike and said "Good morning wing commander having a little trouble getting of the ground are we" :D
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Re: in case you get pulled over by the fuzz....

Post by billinom8s » Nov 28th, '09, 14:04

it is quite funny to read the emails that this guy sends thougvh.

Apparently he is very good at finding loopholes in the law to get famous people out of shiite.

It would seem however that his spouting bullshiit only covers rich people in big cars and the possibility of bad press etc etc.

It would be interesting to see what he would say if 'guiding' a motorcylist that had been pulled, and in the coppers eye, convicted even before he got out of the car. :wink:
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