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All Queries to Billi Please.

Post by MellowYellow » Oct 30th, '19, 21:42

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Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?

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Post by Jug_Inspector » Oct 31st, '19, 07:55

wow!
Max speed 900... might need a bit of a run up.

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Re: All Queries to Billi Please.

Post by Kata » Oct 31st, '19, 08:02

Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...

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Post by MellowYellow » Oct 31st, '19, 09:59

Kata wrote:
Oct 31st, '19, 08:02
Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
You must be the Cata in the box then !!! :-B :-B
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?

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Re: All Queries to Billi Please.

Post by Jug_Inspector » Oct 31st, '19, 12:37

Kata wrote:
Oct 31st, '19, 08:02
Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
That's ok, just don't get caught interfering with yourself.

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Re: All Queries to Billi Please.

Post by Robbo87 » Oct 31st, '19, 15:20

MellowYellow wrote:
Oct 31st, '19, 09:59
Kata wrote:
Oct 31st, '19, 08:02
Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
You must be the Cata in the box then !!! :-B :-B
Nope, he's the cata that was let out the bag :)): .

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Post by MellowYellow » Oct 31st, '19, 19:03

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Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?

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Post by billinom8s » Nov 4th, '19, 16:02

Looks like a flux capacitor to me

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