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Post by billinom8s » Mar 25th, '20, 19:28

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Post by ptolemyx » Mar 26th, '20, 06:00

I've only been 50% in my workshop. 25% in bed, 7.5% eating, 2.5% drinking, 2.5% on the computer thinking of daft things to say on various forums, 10% walking/playing with the dog, 2.5% ditto the cats - wife's been happy with my attention all the rest of the time :mrgreen:
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Post by menzies3032 » Mar 26th, '20, 09:42

ptolemyx wrote:
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10% walking
had to read that twice did not think that read as walking. a change o one letter makes all the difference. =))
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Post by ptolemyx » Mar 27th, '20, 06:08

Of the 25% in bed about half is, of course, w@nking. normally if I'm not tinkering I'm w@nking :mrgreen:
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Post by Kata » Mar 28th, '20, 07:04

At your age? Wondered you have thick glasses 😄😄

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Post by Robbo87 » Mar 28th, '20, 16:13

ptolemyx wrote:
Mar 27th, '20, 06:08
Of the 25% in bed about half is, of course, w@nking. normally if I'm not tinkering I'm w@nking :mrgreen:
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Post by billinom8s » Mar 28th, '20, 16:20

Shootingdust?
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Post by Robbo87 » Mar 28th, '20, 16:21

Wristache?

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Post by ptolemyx » Mar 29th, '20, 06:20

Aw, COME on guys....
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