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I've only been 50% in my workshop. 25% in bed, 7.5% eating, 2.5% drinking, 2.5% on the computer thinking of daft things to say on various forums, 10% walking/playing with the dog, 2.5% ditto the cats - wife's been happy with my attention all the rest of the time :mrgreen:
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ptolemyx wrote: Mar 26th, '20, 06:00 10% walking
had to read that twice did not think that read as walking. a change o one letter makes all the difference. =))
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Of the 25% in bed about half is, of course, w@nking. normally if I'm not tinkering I'm w@nking :mrgreen:
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At your age? Wondered you have thick glasses 😄😄
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ptolemyx wrote: Mar 27th, '20, 06:08 Of the 25% in bed about half is, of course, w@nking. normally if I'm not tinkering I'm w@nking :mrgreen:
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Shootingdust?
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Wristache?
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Aw, COME on guys....
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