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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Johnnyb » Jun 30th, '08, 08:12

Unfortunately, mine too was embarrasing as i think back to my honda stepthrough C50 as my dad thought anything else would encourage me to go racing (on a bloody 50 for gods sake)

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Funky » Jun 30th, '08, 11:15

I once open mouth kissed a horse.
DynaMight wrote: Aaron once dry humped me and I enjoyed it he's less selfish in bed then kelly

I knew it.
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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Lady g » Jul 1st, '08, 17:45

I told my neighbour that her missing hamster had been munched by a cat, when in actual fact a friend had cooked it on the bbq.. :oops:

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Post by Funky » Jul 1st, '08, 20:51

Kim wrote:I told my neighbour that her missing hamster had been munched by a cat, when in actual fact a friend had cooked it on the bbq.. :oops:
Ha ha legend.

Once, back in my GCSE days my mate had a house party and I used a golf club to whack his hamster up the road. Myself and another mate put most of his furniture downstairs upstairs and the furniture upstairs downstairs. We also removed a few doors. I wouldn't be suprised if he's still paying his parents.

After a game of strip bop-it myself and a mate ran down the street to our homes naked wearing sombreros and passing a rugby ball between us.

I've done numerous naked press ups in pubs and the plymouth student union

I had to walk into mile end garage naked and buy a gay porno mag, after sticking a snickers between my arse cheeks.

I threw a TV from the top story of a house into telewest broadband car park in plymouth. The TV was then followed by mustard, sugar and a chair.
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Post by speedy(delboy) » Jul 2nd, '08, 08:49

When in the Army, I had to attend a Full Sergeants Mess Doo in mess dress all the fancy trousers and waistcoat and stuff.

I got so pissed, that when the taxi pulled up outside our house at the time, I fell out of it, then proceeded to trip over a manhole cover which stood about a foot in the air, being so pissed off being plastered in mud, I started to strip bollock naked and by the time I was at the door i was starkers.

Only to open the front door and find my mum stood there :shock: :shock: :shock:

I forgot we had asked her to babysit sam when she was a nipper. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Funny how little mis-haps like this you never forget. :lol: :lol:

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Post by bambam » Jul 2nd, '08, 14:33

Kim wrote:I told my neighbour that her missing hamster had been munched by a cat, when in actual fact a friend had cooked it on the bbq.. :oops:
what did u use for a marinade???
i think teriyaki would go quite well :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by bambam » Jul 2nd, '08, 14:36

Funky wrote:

After a game of strip bop-it myself and a mate ran down the street to our homes naked wearing sombreros and passing a rugby ball between us.

I've done numerous naked press ups in pubs and the plymouth student union

I had to walk into mile end garage naked and buy a gay porno mag, after sticking a snickers between my arse cheeks.
why does all this naked around men stuff NOT surprise me

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Post by Funky » Jul 2nd, '08, 15:03

bambam wrote:
Funky wrote:

After a game of strip bop-it myself and a mate ran down the street to our homes naked wearing sombreros and passing a rugby ball between us.

I've done numerous naked press ups in pubs and the plymouth student union

I had to walk into mile end garage naked and buy a gay porno mag, after sticking a snickers between my arse cheeks.
why does all this naked around men stuff NOT surprise me
Who says it's around men? You are right though.

Is that jealousy i detect?
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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Johnnyb » Jul 2nd, '08, 15:36

must be something to do with being young and drunk, i used to allways end up starkers when i was p*ssed up, got chased by the coppers a few times but they never caught me unlike a m8 of mine who mooned at a cop car after a skinfull then ran off up the road laughing with a fat copper chasing him, he was allright till he shouted 'you cant catch me you fat currant' while looking behind him and just as he turned round ran into a lamp post and knocked himself out, i was nearly p*ssing myself and it got worse when we took him to court and some inspector read out the charge and when he got to the part that read 'undid his belt,bent over from the waist and bared his posterior' that was it, me and the boys were creased up in the back row, the judge gave us a right bollicking and threatened to lock us up, i had to crawl outside as i was laughing so much.......... :)

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Post by CBR6Jade » Jul 2nd, '08, 22:04

i once went into an offy (aged 15) and was so surprised that they asked what i wanted, i just said the first thing i saw(massive bottle of pernoid). me and 3 lads proceeded to drink said bottle and i woke up in teignmouth docks under a boat with no recolection of how i got there......later to find out that none of them were actually drinking it :shock: :shock:
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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by JohnBob » Jul 3rd, '08, 02:14

I got so arseholed at my cousins wedding that i vomited over myself & went back to his house (where i was staying that night) & didn't want to wreck the place, so stripped bollock naked on his front lawn infront of his neighbours, leaving my trashed clothes on the deck, before going inside :oops:
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Post by BladeMan » Jul 4th, '08, 02:56

I remember going out one new year eve when I was about 17 and borrowning some shoes off my older brother that just said don't be sick ont them. and I was good to my word that i would not. Unfortunately I had allso gone out with a mate that was only 14 and after drinking a bottle of thunderbird red two himself he fell unconcious. leaving me with no option but to put my fingers down his throat. and as you can guess he was sick on my brothers shoes. LOL how swade hates vomit.

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Post by Lady g » Jul 4th, '08, 20:27

I was once so p'd with my (ex-)boyfriend that i cleaned the bath with furniture polish.

He later jumped into the shower. Mid-fall, and in an attempt to save himself, he ripped down the shower curtain, the bathroom cabinet and smashed my china soap dish that I had brought home from the States. I was furious! I mean - how selfish! :lol:

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Post by Lady g » Jul 4th, '08, 20:31

Once, my (ex) boyfriend went out on a night out with the lads - leaving me at home - so I made sure there was a nice welcome home for him in the form of a dark house and lowered chin up bar in the door way..

Ah, that'll learn him for smashing my china soap dish!

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by r1dave » Jul 4th, '08, 21:40

Colin used to be called MANDY :oops: :roll:














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