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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by bambam » Jul 5th, '08, 11:40

Kim wrote:I was once so p'd with my (ex-)boyfriend that i cleaned the bath with furniture polish.

He later jumped into the shower. Mid-fall, and in an attempt to save himself, he ripped down the shower curtain, the bathroom cabinet and smashed my china soap dish that I had brought home from the States. I was furious! I mean - how selfish! :lol:
Kim wrote:Once, my (ex) boyfriend went out on a night out with the lads - leaving me at home - so I made sure there was a nice welcome home for him in the form of a dark house and lowered chin up bar in the door way..

Ah, that'll learn him for smashing my china soap dish!
not one to bear a grudge then :shock: :lol: :shock:

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Johnnyb » Jul 5th, '08, 12:30

Kim wrote:I was once so p'd with my (ex-)boyfriend that i cleaned the bath with furniture polish.

He later jumped into the shower. Mid-fall, and in an attempt to save himself, he ripped down the shower curtain, the bathroom cabinet and smashed my china soap dish that I had brought home from the States. I was furious! I mean - how selfish! :lol:
Crikey, wouldnt like to be sat in the bath after an arguement with you then, you would probably come in with a switched on hair dryer and chuck it in the bath......... :shock:

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by bambam » Jul 5th, '08, 15:42

love it m8...........that really made me chuckle.

note to self IF i ever get invited round i will compliment the host no matter how bad the food is :shock: :shock:

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Johnnyb » Jul 5th, '08, 15:55

Yeah, i wouldnt critizise the cook at kim's house, probably get tazered :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Lady g » Jul 5th, '08, 16:50

bambam wrote:love it m8...........that really made me chuckle.

note to self IF i ever get invited round i will compliment the host no matter how bad the food is :shock: :shock:

so my food is bad is it bambam ?????????







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Post by deej » Jul 5th, '08, 21:46

bambam youve had it now mate,take plenty of antacids and paracetamol around :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by TLS-Moose » Jul 5th, '08, 23:32

The turn this threads taken, I think it's time to keep silent ..... :shock:



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Post by billinom8s » Jul 6th, '08, 11:12

go on moose, clense your soul :D
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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Blimey » Jul 6th, '08, 18:07

Don't do it Moose it ain't safe :?

Be innocent like me, Don't believe them when they say nobodys perfect. :wink:

You lot are sooo sad. I am sooooooo glad i have lived a sheltered life. :wink:
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Post by bambam » Jul 7th, '08, 09:05

same here what with my convent upbringing

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Post by billinom8s » Jul 7th, '08, 09:36

my friend and i got thrown out of the old cinema in yeovil for throwing popcorn so for a bit of revenge we decided to mess about with the managers beloved fiat panda. He always parked it outside the front entrance thinking it was safe, and it was, we didn't take it, just grabbed a rear wheel arch each and bounced it into a corner recess of the building so that it couldn't be driven out. Turned out when he left after the final show he had to wait till gone midnight till RAC move it.
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Post by Funky » Jul 7th, '08, 09:58

What a bully
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Post by Jay » Jul 7th, '08, 10:10

billinom8s wrote:my friend and i got thrown out of the old cinema in yeovil for throwing popcorn so for a bit of revenge we decided to mess about with the managers beloved fiat panda. He always parked it outside the front entrance thinking it was safe, and it was, we didn't take it, just grabbed a rear wheel arch each and bounced it into a corner recess of the building so that it couldn't be driven out. Turned out when he left after the final show he had to wait till gone midnight till RAC move it.
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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by Johnnyb » Jul 7th, '08, 15:36

We had a new RAF copper posted to our quiet little station when i was in the RAF and he was a total knobber straight from the word go, so after cutting halfway through the frame on his pushbike so it collapsed as he rode up the road (which was pretty funny as it fell into two parts actually) we decided a total lesson was in order and when he went on leave we gained access to his room and sprayed it liberally with the firehose after we had emptied all the garden centers for miles around of their watercress seeds and by the time he got back off leave his room was covered in a layer of cress, bed, carpets, clothes, anything the cress could get a grip on. the sh1t hit the fan after that little episode but they never did find out who did it......... :D

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Re: CONFESSIONAL

Post by bambam » Jul 7th, '08, 17:13

thats a classic m8 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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