I guess it's too wet to woo!
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I'm obsessed with killing sea birds.
I leave no tern unstoned
70's Popstar Kate Bush, for her forthcoming tour has decided to roll with the times and has renamed herself 'Kate Brazilian.'
What did the little orphan boy with no hands get for his birthday?
He doesn't know as he couldn't open it.
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobiles. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day
that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
"I'm on the bog. Please advise."
My first car reminded me of anal sex.
I got it from my Dad and I didn't like it.
As soon as Nikki Minaj heard about the no make up selfie, she wanted to join in and she started removing her make up, she will post a pic any day now.....
Here it is.
