Soccer (yeah! sorry)

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Soccer (yeah! sorry)

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Gave my wife £50 and told her to go out on Thursday and leave me in peace while I watched World Cup football.

"I won't need that much," she laughed.

"You will," I said. "It's got to last you five weeks." :ymapplause:
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?