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Special Relationship

Post by MellowYellow » Apr 1st, '16, 19:17

U.S. cop to lady that he's pulled over...

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets ? You're right, we don't... Sign here."
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?