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Billi Won't Understand

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Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?
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kim said that the lady swiped it the wrong way
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Brilliant :D :D
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billinom8s wrote:kim said that the lady swiped it the wrong way
Only if she's arabic !
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Very funny
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She's a P.A
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As you type, you go from the left margin to the right, so the typewriter carriage moves to the left. When the carriage reaches the end, you have to slide it back to the right so that you can, once again, start at the left margin typing towards the right. The video is correct ........
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TLS-Moose wrote:As you type, you go from the left margin to the right, so the typewriter carriage moves to the left. When the carriage reaches the end, you have to slide it back to the right so that you can, once again, start at the left margin typing towards the right. The video is correct ........
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You two need some more interesting bathroom reading material and then explain to kim that she was wrong.
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Yes. And No. In that order. :wink: :))
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billinom8s wrote:You two need some more interesting bathroom reading material and then explain to kim that she was wrong.
No - I do some of my best work in there :) .
... and No - I wouldn't dare [-x .
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