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Rubbing Salt

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This morning I was hobbling around and doing bits of repairs to the bike.

Whilst carrying a 2 L jug of water, I sneezed. This instantaneously segued into a scream and I poured a large slurp of water into my socket set which was open and on the road.
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?
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Afterwards, was is half full or half empty?
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we'll have to inspect the jug to get to the bottom of that one..
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You need to be careful carrying large quantities of water around in your state, you don't want to go sipping over
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Water you all talking about?
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H2Owww
Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?
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