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COVID-19 BREAKING NEWS.

Post by Shooey » Mar 14th, '20, 23:00

COVID-19 BREAKING NEWS.

Men aged between 20-65 are now thought most likely to carry the Corona virus without showing any signs or symptoms.
The best course of action is to avoid women and children to prevent the spread of the virus.
Motorbike shops, the shed or garage have been recognised as self isolation areas by the World Health Organisation and you must now self isolate for 14 days.
Ensure you have with you, your laptop, PayPal details and plenty of water, tea bags and milk. In the event you cannot finish that project bike you purchased two years ago, take the opportunity to tidy the garage in peace or sort through all the junk in there and list it on Ebay to fund another motorbike while you can!

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Post by billinom8s » Mar 14th, '20, 23:04

makes sense to me.

I shall pass on your instructions to the boss.
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Post by Streetmann » Mar 15th, '20, 07:12

Fantastic love this .

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Post by MellowYellow » Mar 15th, '20, 14:08

Just had my weekly grocery delivery.

NO pasta, crisps, bog roll, pizza or frozen veg.

:(( :(( :((
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Post by bkingalan » Mar 15th, '20, 16:01

Went to Tesco in Yeovil this morning it was just like the run up to Xmas we only wanted a couple of things took forever 😩😩😩😩😄
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Post by billinom8s » Mar 15th, '20, 19:21

Same here in teignmouth. People looking for parking spaces and there we're no trolleys available.

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Post by TLS-Moose » Mar 15th, '20, 20:17

MellowYellow wrote:
Mar 15th, '20, 14:08
Just had my weekly grocery delivery.

NO pasta, crisps, bog roll, pizza or frozen veg.

:(( :(( :((
Sounds like my normal shop ......
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Post by shammy666 » Mar 15th, '20, 22:13

I think self isolation at Oulton Park, with a tanker full of fuel and a truck full of Pirellis seems like the best idea.

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Post by menzies3032 » Mar 16th, '20, 14:09

I am going for self isolation at Donnington on Saturday in my personal hazmat suit of leathers, helmet, gloves,boots and airvest
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