COVID-19 BREAKING NEWS.

[Shooey]

COVID-19 BREAKING NEWS.

Men aged between 20-65 are now thought most likely to carry the Corona virus without showing any signs or symptoms.
The best course of action is to avoid women and children to prevent the spread of the virus.
Motorbike shops, the shed or garage have been recognised as self isolation areas by the World Health Organisation and you must now self isolate for 14 days.
Ensure you have with you, your laptop, PayPal details and plenty of water, tea bags and milk. In the event you cannot finish that project bike you purchased two years ago, take the opportunity to tidy the garage in peace or sort through all the junk in there and list it on Ebay to fund another motorbike while you can!

[billinom8s]

makes sense to me.

I shall pass on your instructions to the boss.

[Streetmann]

Fantastic love this .

[MellowYellow]

Just had my weekly grocery delivery.

NO pasta, crisps, bog roll, pizza or frozen veg.

[bkingalan]

Went to Tesco in Yeovil this morning it was just like the run up to Xmas we only wanted a couple of things took forever

[billinom8s]

Same here in teignmouth. People looking for parking spaces and there we're no trolleys available.

Funny as fook

[TLS-Moose]

Just had my weekly grocery delivery.

NO pasta, crisps, bog roll, pizza or frozen veg.

Sounds like my normal shop ......

[shammy666]

I think self isolation at Oulton Park, with a tanker full of fuel and a truck full of Pirellis seems like the best idea.

[menzies3032]

I am going for self isolation at Donnington on Saturday in my personal hazmat suit of leathers, helmet, gloves,boots and airvest