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How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by RBeezy » Sep 10th, '19, 20:58

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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by Jug_Inspector » Sep 10th, '19, 22:10

Men In Black neuralizer, and some wax strips for your palms.

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Post by TLS-Moose » Sep 10th, '19, 22:43

Jug_Inspector wrote:
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Men In Black neuralizer, and some wax strips for your palms.
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Post by ptolemyx » Sep 11th, '19, 06:20

We share everything. I look at her porn and she look at mine - no problem :mrgreen:
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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by Blender81 » Sep 11th, '19, 12:23

Seriously....??? Lol

A friend told me that all browsers have a private settings function and all history or selected sites can be easily deleted, now I don't know about that obviously. Do your research

Alternatively, tell her to f......no no that's bad advice
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Post by Blender81 » Sep 11th, '19, 12:26

From personal experience... I said to my other half I couldn't hit ctrl alt del with only one hand. She didn't find that very funny though 😐
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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by menzies3032 » Sep 11th, '19, 20:43

Considering my porn addition from a young age and fetishes for things that sends most females running for the hills (come on I'm a gixxer rider what do you expect) I am well versed in sorting this problem.

What you haven't said is what web browser your using? Advise and can update the below

Assuming that your using Google Chrome for the moment.
To get rid of your current browsing history then :-
1) Go to the menu area (this is 3 little dots at the top right of the screen)
2) Click on History
3) At the left of the screen click on clear browsing data
4) You then get asked what you want to delete. Read this carefully as you might not want to delete everything once happy with what your deleting then click OK. Job done

To stop you from having to do the above:-
1) Go to the menu area (this is 3 little dots at the top right of the screen)
2) Click on "New Incognito Window"
3) Go to your favorite porn site
doing this will mean that you do not have anything showing in yur history and will not remember that you have visited this web site. However if your wife / partner / etc is a bit tech savy then might want to delete browsing history as well as there will be cached files on your hard drive from the sites you have visited so if you want to be really careful then do the extra delete as well.

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Post by billinom8s » Sep 11th, '19, 21:04

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Post by menzies3032 » Sep 11th, '19, 21:07

Would be a triple face palm if you saw my history =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by RBeezy » Sep 11th, '19, 23:01

It's fine lads I put her in an induced coma and when she wakes up I quote "it was all a dream"

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Post by billinom8s » Sep 12th, '19, 09:14

RBeezy wrote:
Sep 11th, '19, 23:01
It's fine lads I put her in an induced coma and when she wakes up I quote "it was all a dream"
But you should see what Rob looks at....
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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by Kata » Sep 12th, '19, 12:10

Before you delete it can I have a look?

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Re: How do i delete my porn history that my missus has just seen

Post by TLS-Moose » Sep 12th, '19, 12:30

You can set most browsers so they delete history on exit :-bd
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