YOUR 1ST SEXUAL EXSPERIENCE or WEIRDEST SEX YOU'VE HAD :-)

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jun 25th, '07, 20:38

Ok boy and girls, the threads seem to be abit blah lately so here's your chance to spruce things up.

Tell everyone in the world what either your 1st sexual experience was or the weirdest sex you have had and where

I have a real corker, but you will have to wait and see

Over to you guys and gals

DONT BE SHY AND TELL THE TRUTH AND AT LEAST TRY AND MAKE THEM FUNNY

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 25th, '07, 20:51

Oh go on I'll be first, but just to say that my first experience was nothing be be proud of, actually i think it was nothing of anything...but then does anyone have good first experience?

Plenty more stories to go...in the hope that soph doesn't read!

hksooie1 · Post by **hksooie1** » Jun 26th, '07, 00:42

Not the first, but as far as places to do it, The Sydney opera house steps in 1988 whilst on outback 88 whilst in the Royal Navy on HMS Edinburgh. Hiya to anyone else who was on that trip!

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » Jun 26th, '07, 09:11

I'm still a virgin

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Jun 26th, '07, 12:52

My 1st time was in this girls sitting room on her sofa, classy. Her boyfriend of 2 years was in the adjacent bedroom, none the wiser. A couple of days after that incident I was told that he keeps a katana in his room..

Jak · Post by **Jak** » Jun 26th, '07, 12:58

So you were afraid because he rides a Suzuki?

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jun 26th, '07, 14:29

Ok, now you have to remember this isn't my storey but someone I know very well and close to home.

We were up in Folkstone in 1982 and we were out on the piss, now, we used to play a game called "Grab a Minger or Grab a Granny", well this night was the Grab a Minger's turn.

Well this night he defo won,

I caught him in the bogs on the see front with this bird and my god she was so fcuking ugly I almost fainted, when I told him to hurry up, he comes flying out of the bogs, following by this wooden leg being thrown out the door.

Yep, you guessed it, he was shagging a one legged woman

PS: He won £26 for that night and said it was great fun as well, as he could get her in any position he wanted

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Jun 26th, '07, 14:35

u guys are [Censored] wrong. lol

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 26th, '07, 15:26

I had a mate who when we on tour in faliraki did a girl up the arse because her hip was so buggered up she couldn't open her legs that way.

This was the same guy who slept a night with his trousers around his ankles on the bog.

Post by **billinom8s** » Jun 26th, '07, 16:47

what is sex?

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jun 26th, '07, 17:06

Oh lord, here goes...

It's when a man and a woman, who are in love and married and NO other time, have a special hug...magic then happens. Both people then feel guilty and then pray because of the sin they have just commited.

Post by **billinom8s** » Jun 26th, '07, 17:12

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

Jan Solo · Post by **Jan Solo** » Jun 26th, '07, 17:48

oooookkkkayyyy!

First time - very drunk, not very long, wet the bed!:oops:

Weirdest place - Woolworths in Helston (mind you anywhere in Helston would be a bit weird!!)

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 26th, '07, 20:21

hksooie1 wrote:Not the first, but as far as places to do it, The Sydney opera house steps in 1988 whilst on outback 88 whilst in the Royal Navy on HMS Edinburgh. Hiya to anyone else who was on that trip!

I was a killick stoker on the Ark on that trip. Tied up alogside on circular quay. I had a fekkin ball in Sydney. What a den of iniquity that place was! Wild times!

TheDangerousQuietOne · Post by **TheDangerousQuietOne** » Jun 28th, '07, 11:53

Hehe, brilliant!

Wierdest was on a train at night in an empty carriage...was fine until a smelly old tramp walked in and sat about 2 seats down staring at us while we made ourselves presentable!