YOUR 1ST SEXUAL EXSPERIENCE or WEIRDEST SEX YOU'VE HAD :-)

Billi · Post by **Billi** » Jun 28th, '07, 12:37

in the back corridor of a shopping centre, unbeknown to me, all on cctv, lol!! interuppted at the crucial moment by security guard, i was only 16...long time ago....however more recently,(last week..lol!!) in a field, with thistles, just off junction 25, M5, ....keeping it real..!!!!

SlowR1der · Post by **SlowR1der** » Jun 28th, '07, 18:30

GSXRage i can't wait for you to post tomorrow nights encounter with another man !!!! should be the best on here yet round the back of Sainsburys LOL

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Jun 28th, '07, 19:27

I feel like i have a boring sex life reading all these posts.

The only really weirdest thing i have done that comes to mind is having it in front of 5 mates with this girl when i was in my mid teens and can't remember why now

But they just all stood there and watched.

I know a funny story a mate told me. He just met this bird and they went out drinking. Got it on in the evening at her place and she was a right dirty cow.

Begged him to give it to her up the bum which he has never done to a girl before so he did it and loved it.

In the morning he went to the toilet and had a piece of SWEET CORN under his foreskin

Man i laughed so much when i heard this

julian · Post by **julian** » Jun 29th, '07, 22:10

I broke both my arms during a kart race “many years ago”

, had them both in plaster in slings. During my recuperation

I pulled this girl in a club, either she wanted to know if I could still do it or she just felt sorry for me. Clouted her round the head a few times but she soon came round

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Jun 29th, '07, 22:17

My mate and I had a foursome with 2 penguins in the Falklands in 1982...

Do I win...

We were drunk... Honest...

julian · Post by **julian** » Jun 29th, '07, 23:05

Maver-Nick wrote:My mate and I had a foursome with 2 penguins in the Falklands in 1982...

Do I win...

We were drunk... Honest...

Dear RSPB,

It has been brought to our attention.........

madshep · Post by **madshep** » Jun 30th, '07, 15:55

Maver-Nick wrote:My mate and I had a foursome with 2 penguins in the Falklands in 1982...

Do I win...

You sure they weren't Nuns??

We were drunk... Honest...

andy198712 · Post by **andy198712** » Jul 1st, '07, 13:02

hmmmm

few car parks, day or night, beach, field, moore, tent on DofE, swimming pool, kitchen, shower,garden, probably a few other places

Little Loris · Post by **Little Loris** » Jul 1st, '07, 17:39

andy198712 wrote:hmmmm

few car parks, day or night, beach, field, moore, tent on DofE, swimming pool, kitchen, shower,garden, probably a few other places

What about experiences with other people?

graham22 · Post by **graham22** » Jul 3rd, '07, 13:43

On a nudist beach - fully dressed !!!!!

With ex-girlfriemd in the night club that used to be at Carlyon Bay, decided to go for a walk halfway through the evening, pointed out we were on a Nudist Beach (why does that make people horny - 2 other girls in Fuerventura and Grand Canaria?), problem was, middle of January so had a bit (alot) of fun fully clothed - bit embarrassing paying for drinks later on with sand in your money.

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » Jul 4th, '07, 08:12

Maver-Nick wrote:My mate and I had a foursome with 2 penguins in the Falklands in 1982...

Do I win...

We were drunk... Honest...

you're going straight to hell, maver-nick

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jul 4th, '07, 09:26

No No, Chris he really meant Penguins, look here is his after thought son

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Jul 4th, '07, 10:03

lying on rocks in a hidden cove in north devon in broad daylight. middle of a deserted beach in winter, over the back of a chicken shed in an orchard,
some that i remeber
merv

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Jul 4th, '07, 15:03

Sorry Merv, dont believe a word of it, Your far far to old for sex now

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Jul 4th, '07, 17:48

I know Phil, i have to shake hands with the unemployed every time i take a leak nowadays, that was all years ago mate, before the days of video cameras digital cameras,
merv