SWINE FLU

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gaza
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SWINE FLU

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THINK I HAVE THAT SWINE ,PIG FLU THINGY..


IM COMING OUT IN RASHERS !!
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Yeh, but dont even bother phoneing the help line as all you get is CRACKLING :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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No point in going to your doctors either,he'll only give you some oinkment
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Here we go :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Brilliant!!!
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Are you bored on your way to work while on public transport ??

Pick up your phone and have a pretend conversation about your 4 week vacation in Mexico, then hang up your phone and sneeze.
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the wife rang me today cos she ran out of petrol, she said Im scared to fill up with petrol cos of the swine flu................. I said , you daft cow its in mexico not Texaco!!!
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