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Just to let everyone know. After much soul-searching i have decided not to send Christmas cards this year.
Including postage, I normally spend around £100 on cards each year and generally the cards just end up in the bin and subsequently in landfill. This is obviously a dreadful waste.
To counter this waste I have decided to take the £100 to Aldi and swap it for gin and beer, massively reducing my ability to give a dam what anyone else thinks!
I’m sure you'll support me in this utterly selfish act.🍾🥂🍻🥳🤪

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Spot on 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by menzies3032 »

Think you got this one 100% bang on.
All the post office staff have either been kicked out or have been on holiday so if you did post them might not get there until Easter anyway.

Right choice without a doubt.
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