Don't look ladies..but you guys will like it..

MARCUS · Post by **MARCUS** » Nov 4th, '05, 19:56

A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."

Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment"
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The husband replies....."Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Nov 4th, '05, 20:00

ideasl lol

CvPiper · Post by **CvPiper** » Nov 5th, '05, 07:51

PMSL

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Nov 5th, '05, 07:52

PMSL

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 5th, '05, 14:10

Tom L · Post by **Tom L** » Nov 5th, '05, 15:37

classic

A_T · Post by **A_T** » Nov 7th, '05, 08:51

lol

1154macaw · Post by **1154macaw** » Nov 7th, '05, 09:52

Argent_Taon wrote:lol

It says don't look ladies I take it that's not you A_T