like clunk i drove up someones boot on an rxs100 due to crap brakes and driving too close. saved from going over the bars by a testicles/clocks interface

didnt do that again in a hurry.....
Had a suicidal pheasant jump in front of me at 40mph on the rxs too, hit me in the chest and then started flapping about in front of me. stayed on but had to pull over for a bit of a sit down!!!
threw my 650 katana down the road in the wet after spinning up the back wheel driving off after shouting at kids for chucking stones at me when i rode past. v embarrasing, i still blame the shaft drive though.....
oh and dropped the kat on me leg when it rolled off the centrestand halfway through changing headraces.
not bad for 10 years riding. mind you i have a bit of an accident prone friend, and after picking up at least 3 mangled bikes for him it may have made me a bit cautious. his best/worst was losing a srad 600 on the minehead road, taking out his mates bandit, going over the edge of a bend with a 20ft drop, sailing over a womans head in her garden hanging out the washing, and leaving 2, 15ft heel marks in her grass where he landed and slid

that was his third gsxr600 that he killed, the one before that he binned at 130mph coming back from kingswear, it took a car of passing aussies that found him 20 minutes to find his bike in a nearby field

prior to that he wrapped a blade almost in half around a telegraph pole 10 feet off the ground on the highweek turning on the road from drumbridges to newton abbot!!! Really fast rider on the track, but on the roads he should have stuck to cycling i think....