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Thou shalt always sit down, shut up and hang on as a pillion.

Thou shalt always obey the rider.

thou shalt only forget you have a disclock on when there are lots of people around

when thou returnest home thou shalt spend the rest of the week removing squashed insects from bike, clothes, visor and teeth if you laugh too much
merv

Thou must stop gurning when overtaking cars with much haste.

Thou shalt not be dishonourable and scrubist thy knee sliders in with grade F sand paper.

Thou shalt not clothe thineself with tassles or don a top-box on a sports bike.

Thou shalt not put big chick's on the back of a sportsbike.

thou shalt always get thy knee down where ever possible as it scrubs off the michelin man on my pilot powers

thou shalt try and do as many trackdays as possible in a year

and finally a sensible one

thou shall always try to improve ones ridng whatever their abilities

Thou shall weave left and right in busy traffic like a GP rider warming thier tyres on the warm up lap,

Just incase

You never know

thou shall tell other motorists of thair woes at the trafic lights trough thair open window while shaking thy fist

Thou shall learn international sign language and use it on people using mobile phones when driving, ignorant road users, blind pedestrians, obnoxious cyclists and stupid drivers

Thou shalt keep thine eyes open for morons in cages flicking cigarette ends out.

Thou shalt remember to keep thy visor slightly down because cigarette ends burn and make you utter foul language.

Thou shalt remember to do all the zips up on your leathers on cold days before riding off.

Thou shall always go to the toilet before setting off on a ride as its more painfull if you don't when your sat in a hospital bed for hours on end waiting for X-Rays if you have an accident.

Learnt from experience, 5 hours dying for the loo and not being able to move

Thou shalt always remember to remove thy glasses before putting on or taking off thy lid!!

Thou shalt always remember to put side stand up before selecting 1st gear.

Thou shalt kick car door panels upon being cut up on roundabouts.

brigham wrote:Thou shalt kick car door panels upon being cut up on roundabouts.

Those little panel van things dent really easy when kicked ...

Thou shalt rip off wing mirrors and throw them at cage drivers while suggesting they obviously don't need them coz they don't use them.

(I used to ride daily through central London )

When thou'st doth sneeze in thy helmet, thou shalt extend thy tongue to tast the goodness