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JohnBob wrote:

Funky wrote:

steve-d wrote:Don'y think i can make this got work at 7am and they are short staffed as it is, so a sicky might get me in the [poo poo].

f*ck off, you f*cking f*ck, just f*cking pull a f*cking sicky and f*cking man it up you f*cking f*ck

YEAH STEVE!!!

Get "smokey" prep'd n ready to roll......b*tch.

Lmfao now my bikes called smokey is it. I just call it heap of shit. Wonder if i should check the oil level.
God bluddy hell funky u telling me to man it up whats the world coming to
Ok then excuses for work, explosive diorehea?

Blimey wrote:FESTER !!

As this is a tribute for you bud and your going from Exeter, You can lead the way mate and we all follow to Newton Abbott.

See you all at 9am on a Sunday morning

that's a cracking idea blimey

the only one you've come up with that i can remember

Blimey wrote:FESTER !!

As this is a tribute for you bud and your going from Exeter, You can lead the way mate and we all follow to Newton Abbott.

See you all at 9am on a Sunday morning

I'll second that, see ya all next week

yeah steve-d u better turn up or i'll have to start stalking u and pretending to be your dad
i wouldn't bother checking the oil it will just be more to burn off

Funky wrote:

billinom8s wrote:
we wont make you pull over in any laybys for 'initiations' like they are fond of doing

You still haven't done yours.... mars bar between your ass cheeks and walk into a shop naked to buy a gay porno mag...

How come i wasn't made aware of this?!
Whens mine? and does it have to be a mars bar, or can i utilise any chocolate processed dairy product?

Oh & thank your mother for the tea... i was also mightily impressed with your collection of spandex leotards.

bambam wrote:yeah steve-d u better turn up or i'll have to start stalking u and pretending to be your dad
i wouldn't bother checking the oil it will just be more to burn off

How did i know that was coming sometime, stupidest thing iv ever said.
Might de restrict that piece of shit the exhasut is supposed to coke up qucikly restricted, which is what im hoping the smoke is, not oil. Engine swap time, hayabusa lump?

JohnBob wrote:

Funky wrote:

billinom8s wrote:
we wont make you pull over in any laybys for 'initiations' like they are fond of doing

You still haven't done yours.... mars bar between your ass cheeks and walk into a shop naked to buy a gay porno mag...

How come i wasn't made aware of this?!
Whens mine? and does it have to be a mars bar, or can i utilise any chocolate processed dairy product?

Oh & thank your mother for the tea... i was also mightily impressed with your collection of spandex leotards.

don't worry johnbob we haven't forgotten u...........just trying to think of a SPECIAL one for u.
and no it doesn't have to be chocolate just makes licking it off easier

the leotards weren't all funky's............he's got a few of mine he won't give back and the one's with the stubborn ground in stains are blimey's if i remember correctly.
it was a very long night

but from what i hear it was the only thing that was long that night

steve-d wrote:Ok then excuses for work, explosive diorehea?

Rectal prolapse.

wedding

kitten been run over

special olympics qualifiers?

alien abduction

sex change op

circumcision

flower pot piercing

womens problems

tell ure boss u fancy him and realise it cant work so u need a day or 2 to sort your head out.

buy an AK47

Just one question...

If we're leaving Newton Abbot at 10.30am...

Why the hell are we leaving Exeter at 9am when it only takes 10 minutes to get there...

LMFAO some class excuses there, i used the wedding one not long ago, but apparently people dont get married on sundays and got a bollockin for lieing.

Maver-Nick wrote:Just one question...

If we're leaving Newton Abbot at 10.30am...

Why the hell are we leaving Exeter at 9am when it only takes 10 minutes to get there...

dunno m8, i am aiming to get to newton at 9.45


just wondering, can i start to have some names for junction marking please?