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Blimey wrote:The way he describes things is funny as and got a wonderful way with words. Like a poet even.

The funnest thing I ever rember him saying which landed him in a bit of trouble when Vanessa Mae was only 15 was:

"the torque on this car is tighter then Vanessa Mae G string"

BladeMan wrote:

Blimey wrote:The way he describes things is funny as and got a wonderful way with words. Like a poet even.

The funnest thing I ever rember him saying which landed him in a bit of trouble when Vanessa Mae was only 15 was:

"the torque on this car is tighter then Vanessa Mae G string"

WHOOPS

whose vanessa mae?????
and sorry but festers right hes at the front!!!!! but don't go away !!!! lol xx

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Shes not 15 now

my word.....

Billi wrote:whose vanessa mae?????
and sorry but festers right hes at the front!!!!! but don't go away !!!! lol xx

Fanx darling , you know i fancy ya . Always at the front of any que for you babe xx

Cant believe we have got a thread going about some tosser , who is nothing to do with bikes . And is a right [idiot] . Forgive me , but aint this a bike forum , where we talk bikes . Not some [idiot] on about cages all the time .

FESTER wrote: Cant believe we have got a thread going about some tosser , who is nothing to do with bikes . And is a right [idiot] . Forgive me , but aint this a bike forum , where we talk bikes . Not some [idiot] on about cages all the time .

I know its great ain't it

Just goes to show us bikers ain't all single minded, sexiest pigs as i am always made out to be oh and wasn't this thread started by a lady, one that you are very friendly with

Looks like you will be joining the back of the que now

Oh and TOP GEARS ON BBC 2 AT 8 PM TONIGHT FOLKS

Blimey wrote:

FESTER wrote: Cant believe we have got a thread going about some tosser , who is nothing to do with bikes . And is a right [idiot] . Forgive me , but aint this a bike forum , where we talk bikes . Not some [idiot] on about cages all the time .

I know its great ain't it

Just goes to show us bikers ain't all single minded, sexiest pigs as i am always made out to be oh and wasn't this thread started by a lady, one that you are very friendly with

Looks like you will be joining the back of the que now

Oh and TOP GEARS ON BBC 2 AT 8 PM TONIGHT FOLKS

OH and go away

FESTER wrote:

Blimey wrote:

FESTER wrote: Cant believe we have got a thread going about some tosser , who is nothing to do with bikes . And is a right [idiot] . Forgive me , but aint this a bike forum , where we talk bikes . Not some [idiot] on about cages all the time .

I know its great ain't it

Just goes to show us bikers ain't all single minded, sexiest pigs as i am always made out to be oh and wasn't this thread started by a lady, one that you are very friendly with

Looks like you will be joining the back of the que now

Oh and TOP GEARS ON BBC 2 AT 8 PM TONIGHT FOLKS

OH and [censored] off

You and Clarkson should get on well. Both GREAT SPEAKERS and GREAT USE OF WORDS

c'mon lads.....remember we come from different walks of life... oh and i watched top gear tonight,, and thought it was brill,, (prob only cos I fink that millyounaire blokey is abit cute LOL)

Thats because his a c..t

Met him at Goodwood a few years ago, walking around the cartier Style et Luxe show with Robbie Coltrane, Richard Burns and Colin McRae ... Clarkson was the only on who refused to sign our programme "because if he did one he'd have to stop for everyone"


Still find him funny though, and appreciate the fact he says out loud what a lot of people think ... even if a lot of it is for show/self publicity