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Re: What is a real biker

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Cheese Monkey wrote:Is that a FACT that only you in your head can prove is it :roll: :lol: :lol:

" Biking seems to still be very much associated with a mid-life crisis as the average biker has only been riding for two years, despite his age".

Which can be found here

http://www.bennetts.co.uk/corporate/200 ... biker.html

It's only a survey, but probably as accurate as the one you are so keen to refer too :D
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Stately wrote:
No bad considering that when we had a big accident T boning a U turning car many years ago, I was un hurt, but she had to undergoe four major operations in two weeks, including having a metal plate screwed permanently into her spine.
Sorry to hear the wife got injured mate. Interesting that someone who rides to the system and seems to bang on about quality of riding so much missed the danger of a car performing a u turn infront of them though......expand a bit more on the circumstances please.
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Stately wrote:
Cheese Monkey wrote:Is that a FACT that only you in your head can prove is it :roll: :lol: :lol:

" Biking seems to still be very much associated with a mid-life crisis as the average biker has only been riding for two years, despite his age".

Which can be found here

http://www.bennetts.co.uk/corporate/200 ... biker.html

It's only a survey, but probably as accurate as the one you are so keen to refer too :D
Report contradicts itself-
Biking seems to still be very much associated with a mid-life crisis as the average biker has only been riding for two years, despite his age.

How long have you been riding: 1-3 years (22.9%)
So 73% have either been riding for more than 3 years, or less than 1 year. No evidence in there at all that says most bikers are newbies.
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77.1% even :shock:
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Stately wrote:As I said.

If I put a pair of running shoes and a tracksuit one a week to run around the block - can I call myself an athlete ?
YES that's why there's amatuer athletic clubs!!

If I take a set of Jet ski's out on the odd Sunny Sunday - can I call my self a mariner ?

YES as you are out enjoying the water in some shape !!!

If I go to the skating rink at the weekend, should I call myself a skater ?

YES as you are skating !!!
If I do a bit of angling in my free time, - can I call myself a fisherman ?

Of course not.

So why should someone who keeps their bike in the garage nearly all year and bring it out once in a blue moon, be called a Biker :shock: :?

YES as they enjoy bike ownership that makes them a biker
Now think up some decent examples
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You should all be politicians with the amount of BORING vocab coming out of your mouths.
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Hell yeah but you've got to admit its fun winding the nobber up,you wouldn't have read it all else

The bennetts survey is quite good when you look at it logically, 23% have less than 2 years experience so could be classes as a newbie to road riding, that leaves 77% with more than 2 years experience


Just out of curiosity where does a 16year old with 10years motox experience stand on the newbie/biker/fake biker position ???
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deej wrote:Hell yeah but you've got to admit its fun winding the nobber up,you wouldn't have read it all else

The bennetts survey is quite good when you look at it logically, 23% have less than 2 years experience so could be classes as a newbie to road riding, that leaves 77% with more than 2 years experience


Just out of curiosity where does a 16year old with 10years motox experience stand on the newbie/biker/fake biker position ???
nothing because it means nothing for road riding which is what this topic is about.

I thought this thread would of got more exciting now.....

Stately, I nobbed your missus last night.
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ILOVECOPS wrote:I thought this thread would of got more exciting now.....

Stately, I nobbed your missus last night.

Was she a real woman??


cue new debate on what makes a real woman, experienced, newbie, fake.....
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Nowhere does it say it was a road rider,the question was what makes a biker ?? Do off roaders not count as bikers ?

Unashamedly taken from http://www.dictionary.com

Biker - a person who rides a motorcycle or motorbike especially in competition or as a hobby

Informal. A member of a motorcycle gang


Well there you go stately,guess that only just makes you a biker !!!!
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Stately wrote:
Personally, if you asked me what a real biker is I wouldn't have the answer, but I know what a real biker isn't.

It's someone who dresses up according to whatever camp they subscribe too, goes out on a few sunny sundays in the Summer, and thinks that anyhing over 3000 miles a year is a lot
Oh god, i 'm not a real biker then, i only go out on a few sunny days a year and the odd evening and don't top 2000 miles a year, and there was me thinking i was a biker because i liked bikes and have only been without one for about 4 years out of the last 25 and currently own two bikes purely for pleasure, truly gutted now my biker image has been blown. NOT....................
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graham22 wrote:
ILOVECOPS wrote:I thought this thread would of got more exciting now.....

Stately, I nobbed your missus last night.

Was she a real woman??


cue new debate on what makes a real woman, experienced, newbie, fake.....
Not really, had a pulse but let herself go alot....obviously with such a negative,boring ole man as a partner, she had nothing to look good for.

Pity.

That thing she does with her tongue tho...amazing.
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Stately wrote:I know a few Angels, and they are not murderers.

Be very careful what you say publically.
Oh f*ck me the ghost of Fester...........
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Re: What is a real biker

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ILOVECOPS wrote:
graham22 wrote:
ILOVECOPS wrote:I thought this thread would of got more exciting now.....

Stately, I nobbed your missus last night.

Was she a real woman??


cue new debate on what makes a real woman, experienced, newbie, fake.....
Not really, had a pulse but let herself go alot....obviously with such a negative,boring ole man as a partner, she had nothing to look good for.

Pity.

That thing she does with her tongue tho...amazing.

PMSL

She can't help the fact she's so rigid,its all the metal in her back from her husbands inability to use defensive riding when he saw/didnt see the u-turning car !!
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Hand on heart she did say, after wiping her mouth...

"He can't ride for sh.it, hes so pissed off that these young guns come along with there new bling bling sports rockets that he cant keep up and it makes him go mad hulk styley, and when he does try and keep up, he keeps hitting parked cars"...*30 second pause*wipes mouth again*



then finally "he also has erection problems".
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