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trickdup wrote:
Lisa is doing a Bsc in Radiography - huge shortage occupation.

Kev

Well I hope she's got more sense than the last Muppet radiographer I dealt with.

I was sent down to have an X-ray on my leg, to check an operation had been successful; the leg was covered in dressings and raised up a bit on the bed. She had a quick look at my notes and got the film out. She put the film under my leg and lined it all up. I watched with amusement thinking she was making a joke. But no she was serious; she was going to x-ray the wrong leg!


When I said something she just shrugged her shoulders and said “Well I thought there might have been something wrong with the other one as well” The bandages and raised leg hadn’t even given her a clue, or more like she hadn't even turned her brain on that day.

Love it... just turned 18, giving all my money away to the tax man.. at least I know that some of that very hard, over worked and under paid money is going to our NHS, to keep up the highest levels of profession and expertise.

Didnt see it, but heard about it (Maybe even someone from this site mentioning no names)

Was on their CBT and hit a HOUSE, Yes you heard me, they hit a HOUSE

40 blokes fighting....brutal but funny

some smack head injecting crack into his arse ina school playing field.....sick mofo was in stroud on my school break

guy getting pulled over...mate walking over to speak to him...guy totally naked.......

me breaking my mums window when i was 6 years old with a footy......window man comes out...replaces it.....i break the same window 10 minutes later

ps.....people that moan at our NHS system need a slap.......very good!well said lee.

i highsided my daytona at 15mph pulling away at traffic lights on crap tyres two weeks after getting the bike.


also in the french alps I saw some idiot have to bump start a T595 about 2/3 times, because even tho he'd owned it for years he forgot that he had to pull the clutch in to start the bike - only realised what he was doing wrong after he unloaded all his gear and was halfway thru pulling out all the relays under the seat trying to find what was wrong

in the last couple of weeks-

we were messing about trying slides on some gravel. my friend thought he'd go try it on some tarmac. Accelerate hard, didn't see the speed bump (i know ) had to brake harder than he wanted to. Nearly pulled it off..... but then bailed.

And not on bikes, same bloke as above ate a loaf of hovis thick slice bread in 30 minutes. I bet he couldn't and he proved me wrong. He looked pretty ill though With the Hovis Challenge complete, the bottle of ketchup challene is next.

Saw this today while getting my tyres. Its a cork where the oil filer cap is ment to be on an Suzuki RMX 50

James and I put the back wheel on without the spacer between the cushdrive and the bearings. After riding round for days complaining of clicking from the rear wheel, the bearings gave up sending Jmaes tummbling off at midnight on Charles Cross Roundabout knackering the can, bar end, lever and brake pedal.

Always check you have no bits left over when you have been spannering kiddies and don't replace the rear wheel in a lunch hour when you have to back at work within the hour.

Kev

trickdup wrote:James and I put the back wheel on without the spacer between the cushdrive and the bearings. After riding round for days complaining of clicking from the rear wheel, the bearings gave up sending Jmaes tummbling off at midnight on Charles Cross Roundabout knackering the can, bar end, lever and brake pedal.

Always check you have no bits left over when you have been spannering kiddies and don't replace the rear wheel in a lunch hour when you have to back at work within the hour.

Kev

I did the exact same thing on an AR125 years ago. Made a right mess of everything About 2 days later

My brain has been so over loaded by stupid things i see drivers do everyday whilst i'm delivering, that i am just washed out of ideas to remember. If that makes sense

I see Jewell quite a bit...... He's stupid!!!!!

trickdup wrote:James and I put the back wheel on without the spacer between the cushdrive and the bearings. After riding round for days complaining of clicking from the rear wheel, the bearings gave up sending Jmaes tummbling off at midnight on Charles Cross Roundabout knackering the can, bar end, lever and brake pedal.

Always check you have no bits left over when you have been spannering kiddies and don't replace the rear wheel in a lunch hour when you have to back at work within the hour.

Kev

So Losty was telling the truth not his fault
be careful with that towbar Kev

Towbars fitted. Just left out the bumper bar.

K

Andrew....

You're a TW@T!

Sorry about that bad language... I'll re-phrase it....

Andrew...

You're an ABSOLUTE TW@T!

That's it... open warfare... too late now... but tomorrow... my ammunition is dry and he's been stocking it up for years!