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If you wear your riding clothes when you're not riding your bike..
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is in your living room, but your car has no garage...
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is worth three times as much as your car...
You may be a True Biker.

If the flower pots on your front porch are made from old helmets,
You may be a True Biker.

If your household has more motorcycles that televisions...
You may be a True Biker.

If you met your wife at a bike rally...
You may be a True Biker

If your Ol' Lady has more tatoos than Sid Vicious...
You may be a True Biker

If you hadn't realized that BMW, Honda, & Suzuki
actually make cars...
You may be a True Biker

If any of your children were conceived on a motorcycle...
You may be True Biker

If your wife thinks that Bike Night is part of your work...
You might be a True Biker

If you name your motorcycles, but your wife names your kids...
You may be a True Biker.

If you have a "riding bike" and a "project bike"...
You might be a True Biker

If you insure your scooter year round, but your car only in the winter months...
You might be a True Biker

If you can remember your first Harley ride but not your first kiss...
You might be a True Biker

If you spend more at the winter swap meet than Christmas shopping...
You might be a True Biker

If you lay atop your scooter to protect it during a hail storm...
You might be a True Biker

If your bike is cleaner than the jeans & shirt you are wearing...
You might be a True Biker
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Well i have more bikes than tv's is that enough to qualify!

looks like i'm fcuked, might just qualify for the first one

I may be a true biker

How can you be a true biker if you ride a scooter

Im a part time true biker

- i maybe might be some sort of possible perhaps biker!

thankfully I am not a true biker.

id be very worried if I qualified as a "true biker" under that list of definitions.

I defintely dont have more tattoos than Sid Vicious, but do have more bikes than TVs so maybe halfway there.

jason wrote:thankfully I am not a true biker.

id be very worried if I qualified as a "true biker" under that list of definitions.

Me too.

This guy is a TRUE BIKER!

if that bikes an new k6 he probably has got his willy up the exhaust pipe on that angle

georgie_d wrote:if that bikes an new k6 he probably has got his willy up the exhaust pipe on that angle

Thats funny mate

U coming up 2 the pub meet tonight? AndyCBR coming up from newton!

no mate, cars not to hot on starting at the mo and my bike out of action, but hopefully try and crack along next week and bring a couple of others