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A quick note for you girls that are coming to my house tonight for Micheala's Ann Summers party...7.30 Start.

It is still being held outside in the marquee, there are heaters, but it might be advisable to bring a chill beater... until the alcohol kicks in that is... (Don't forget to bring a bottle, or two)

Fellas I've set the hidden cameras up, so we should get some good shots...

We're off to the pub... We can go back to mine later

Then it's off home to try out the new toys...

Just make sure you don't sit on anything that could bring tears to your eyes. OUCH.

If the party is anything like my wife held some years ago, be very careful when you get home. Lots of women who have had too much wine and they can get a bit frisky, if you get my drift.

just like the party i went to last nite. the girls were handing round their rampant rabbits to each other!

brigham wrote: If the party is anything like my wife held some years ago, be very careful when you get home. Lots of women who have had too much wine and they can get a bit frisky

Oh so true...

Within minutes of getting back from our pub crawl, Jonno, Bimbo and Allan had their d!cks whipped out for measurement by the girls... Kerrie was having her nipples measured... There were wives / girlfriends giving lap dances so their old man measured up... Got to bed around 3.30am.

Can't wait for the new toys to arrive...

Yup. Sounds as though you had the same amount of fun I had when I got back home from the pub.

Tell me something Nick, How come when it came to getting the tape measure out you chickened out?!

Were you worried that you couldnt rise to the occasion?!

If you were worried that you wouldnt 'measure up' to the rest of them, there was no need! Its not the size that counts its what you do with it!

If you need any tips just ask jono! He definatly aint 11 and a half inches but he can still ake my eyes water!:lol:

Its not the size that counts its what you do with it!

But as i say to the missus "you can teach a man how to use a big c*ck but you cant teach a guy how to have a big c*ck"

So what you are trying to let us know is that you are a big cock

Kerrie wrote: just ask jono! He definatly aint 11 and a half inches but he can still make my eyes water!:lol:

Yeh he told us you like a smack on the nose as foreplay...

Nick you perv! How much are photo's ?

Maver-Nick wrote: Fellas I've set the hidden cameras up, so we should get some good shots...

We're off to the pub... We can go back to mine later

Then it's off home to try out the new toys...

what ever floats ur boat lol. hope all goes well

Maver-Nick wrote: Fellas I've set the hidden cameras up, so we should get some good shots...

We're off to the pub... We can go back to mine later

Then it's off home to try out the new toys...

what ever floats ur boat lol. hope all goes well

So Nick how are your new toys??

Kerrie wrote:Tell me something Nick, How come when it came to getting the tape measure out you chickened out?!

Call me old fashioned but... I'm not into getting my kno8 out in front of my 18 year old daughter...

jim1979 wrote:So Nick how are your new toys??

Not arrived yet mate... but will keep you updated Jim...

Maver-Nick wrote:

Kerrie wrote:Tell me something Nick, How come when it came to getting the tape measure out you chickened out?!

Call me old fashioned but... I'm not into getting my kno8 out in front of my 18 year old daughter...

jim1979 wrote:So Nick how are your new toys??

Not arrived yet mate... but will keep you updated Jim...

I just spat my dinner out reading that, I won't make any inappropriate offers.