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LWR GERRY
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to my darling husband X

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To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about
the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the
driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please
don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage b
door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it
bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.


I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.

Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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