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Farm Hand

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A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's
OK but he's stuck in the bull-bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling and
squealing so much I cannot get him out".

The manager says, "OK, there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and
shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him".

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said Boss. Took
the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No
problem there, but I still can't go on.

"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..

"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under
the right front wheel arch".....................

"You there boss?"
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lmfao.

only in ozz land
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baskie, you say fairings are for homos, yet you have one yourself :wink:
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Stinky wrote:baskie, you say fairings are for homos, yet you have one yourself :wink:
have what? fairings? :roll:
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I mean on your picture
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