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Right you dodgy lot, knowing some of you and hearing about the rest i figure this could be an interesting thread.




I ONCE TOOK A YAMAHA DIVERSION FOR A TEST RIDE and enjoyed it :oops:
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I once owned a three wheeler van del boy style but in brown :lol: :oops:
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I ain't getting involed in this one :? :? :oops: :oops:
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i ride chinese scooters for a 2nd job and hate them but the new kle500 is quite fun :oops:
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I once gave a greedy kid at school a whole bar of laxative chocolate and sat back until lunchtime when he had a Hiroshima type explosion in his pants, poor chap couldnt eat a thing for a few days without it being instantly turned into gravy.................... :oops:
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I used to cruise Weymouth seafront...

... in a bright red...



...Citroen 2CV.

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JohnBob wrote:I used to cruise Weymouth seafront...

... in a bright red...



...Citroen 2CV.

:oops:
Now that is seriously gay........
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i used to ride a puch maxi
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i once ran a dog over in my train in full view of the owner.

apparently she wasn't very happy and a bit tearful
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I was once good friends with a guy who shagged a one legged woman.

But

He did say it was great as he could put her in almost any position :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :shock:
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didnt realise you were friendly with paul mccartney ?
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LOL deej :lol:
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deej wrote:didnt realise you were friendly with paul mccartney ?
Thats terrible :roll: :roll:
But funny though :lol:
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might be terrible but it got 2 more laughs than speedys poor joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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my first legal bike was a YAMAHA PASSOLA
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