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hi my name is oram and i

Heh. He can't edit his posts either apparently.

WIN.

(Vard).

Sounds like you'll like Bambam and Funky's Layby initiation test then

Oh and welcome to SWB

hi..im chris, vard66's best mate, and have now just registered with this site, and i am apparently now a giant raving homo.
i own a virago 535 which ive owned for 2 and a half years now, never let me down, now that ive replaced half the ruddy parts so its basically a brand new bike! done a heck of a lot of customising over the 2 years, and have settled with a huge exhaust that my mates have lovingly named "the cannon" which fires out 2 foot long flames, ask vard.

(Don't ride too close behind him. ) - V.

as i was saying..

i have also attached an air horn to peoples delight at bike shows, as well as mahoosively wide beach bars, with a skull brake light (desperately needs a new bulb as you cant see me very well at night apparently..again..ask vard.)

am currently working on a cbr 1000fh hurricane as a project for..hopefully..this summer, after the previous owner threw it down the road, whilst "test driving" it the day before he delivered it to me..as you could imagine, some rather colourful and distasteful words erupted from my lips that evening when i found out, but long story short, bike is in my keeping at a discounted price, and am bringing her back to her former glory.

(I've got some photos of both this eejit and the bike in question on my HDD somewhere, I'll find them in a minute and post a reply with them in). - V.

im at castle combe race circuit for the last 2 years studying motorsport engineering through lackham college, but going to Oz for my gap year in september, so il still be around for this summer, but then im orf to put another shrimp on the barbaaaaay.
i also live around 10 miles from "V" and have known him for...oh god...gotta be nearly 9 years now!

so hello everyone, hope to hear from you soon


Chris 'the Giant Raving Homo' Oram.

Welcome to SWB. You'll get on well with Speedy - he's the biggest raving homo that you could ever meet (and he has no teeth)

Hi m8 and welcome to SWB

Welcome to SWB...

jim1979 wrote:Welcome to SWB. You'll get on well with Speedy - he's the biggest raving homo that you could ever meet (and he has no teeth)

AND YOUR NOW A WALKING DEAD MAN

greetings!

bet he is scared now.

a threat from speedy is like a cuddle from a dodgy uncle, you know its wrong, you put up with it to make him feel better, but you know you need an antiseptic bath and counseling afterwards

welcome bud.......nice intro

watch out for funky.....he might try his mind games on u first or just jump u for a dry hump.

Best Intro Ever.

Welcome to the site mate!

hello, welcome to the site

Welcome aboard, you'll fit right in !