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How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 6th, '15, 19:03
by billinom8s
So apparently, there is a festive kind of thing happening soon. BAH!
My better half thinks it would be fun(hmmmm) to get together and do something called bingo.
It would seem they do it in a building in Exeter and it is a....................................laugh
You could win money if your balls get sucked out of the tube in the right order - ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Be there for 6pm on Sunday 13th Dec to sign in and get tickets/books/pens or whatever.
To play every game will cost £19 but that's for +3hrs of battling old ladies and trying not to laugh at how serious they take it.
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 6th, '15, 21:34
by MellowYellow
I'm very used to battling old ladies of all ages and both sexes.
Would love to attempt this 'bingo' thing but am worried that my intellect is probably not up to it.
Was she worth it ?????
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 6th, '15, 22:50
by Mervin
I got the boot from my part time bingo caller job at the over 60,s club , they did not seem to appreciate " a meal for 2 with a terrible view 69 "
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 7th, '15, 09:07
by billinom8s
It's like the old joke,
How do you make a sweet old lady say 'f##k you assh#ole.
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 7th, '15, 09:08
by billinom8s
Shout 'house'
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 7th, '15, 13:38
by mike69
billinom8s wrote:So apparently, there is a festive kind of thing happening soon. BAH!
My better half thinks it would be fun(hmmmm) to get together and do something called bingo.
It would seem they do it in a building in Exeter and it is a....................................laugh
You could win money if your balls get sucked out of the tube in the right order - ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Be there for 6pm on Sunday 13th Dec to sign in and get tickets/books/pens or whatever.
To play every game will cost £19 but that's for +3hrs of battling old ladies and trying not to laugh at how serious they take it.
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
Forgive me for being a bit thick but doesn't that hurt
?
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 7th, '15, 15:54
by billinom8s
Only when done by a novice
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 8th, '15, 08:09
by badgerKDD
I think Exeter is too far to get my 'balls sucked up a tube' , I can get it at home......just tell my lady wife she 'missed a bit' while she's hoovering.............
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Er...... can't make the bingo either, soz
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 8th, '15, 17:15
by Dynasangel
If you don't mind an old stranger coming to join you will come along for a giggle
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 8th, '15, 17:26
by billinom8s
more than welcome, giggle is what it's all about
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 12th, '15, 06:43
by billinom8s
Anyone else going to come along to see what it's all about?
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 13th, '15, 12:38
by billinom8s
So then, details are......
Eyes are apparently 'down' at 1830hrs.
Meet in the Walkabout at 1730hrs
Wander over to the bingo house ( get it?) about 1800 to get our game stuff from the dealer and grab a table or two.
See you there.
Re: How's ya balls?
Posted: Dec 13th, '15, 15:23
by Red5
Who's up for it then ?
billinom8s + lady g
red5 + Pud