How many different names for? 3

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:04

Right......changing the rules for this one a tad. The subject matter is "vagina" but you must insert it into a humorous line as an example.

ie: Chuff........Shes defo not a virgin mate.

Really? How'd ya know?

Shes got a "chuff" like a wizards sleeve!

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:09

Bucket as in ..... as slack as a pea in a bucket.

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:09

Gee, her Cnut is like a galvanised bucket

Cheggers · Post by **Cheggers** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:11

one for the sun dodgers:-

"like chucking a matchstick through 29 bulkhead"

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:11

Albert hall....as in........"it was like chucking me ould kit bag in the Albert hall"

tdmwicky · Post by **tdmwicky** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:18

tis loike throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Nov 29th, '05, 22:22

Beef curtains.......as in......."I'm horny as fcuk mate, I think I'll go home and chow down on the misses's beef curtains"

gareth · Post by **gareth** » Nov 30th, '05, 09:31

i bet she has a huge cok!

Tom L · Post by **Tom L** » Nov 30th, '05, 14:10

A : "mate check her our"
B : " nah, too slaggy, would be like chucking a pebble down the high street "

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Nov 30th, '05, 15:54

Flange

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » Nov 30th, '05, 17:26

two beef steaks and a king prawn

man-in-a-boat

as for metaphors/similies whichever it is - it was like parking a mini in the mersey tunnel!!

sprocket · Post by **sprocket** » Nov 30th, '05, 18:32

Shes got a fanny like a bucket, its like waving a twig a cave.

"She'll have a funny like a mouses ear" - as quoted by sid the sexist

:D:D

Jewell · Post by **Jewell** » Nov 30th, '05, 19:20

random but funny thread.

i know its off topic but i remember when i was in a car with my builder friend and we went past this proper fit hunny and my mate turned and said to me "Phooooar,shes got an arse like a 9 year old boy"

pmsl

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Nov 30th, '05, 19:31

Ever parked a bicycle in an aircraft hangar?

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Nov 30th, '05, 19:32

Jewell wrote:

random but funny thread.

i know its off topic but i remember when i was in a car with my builder friend and we went past this proper fit hunny and my mate turned and said to me "Phooooar,shes got an arse like a 9 year old boy" pmsl

Be wary of your friend...