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For me it was arriving at Beaulieu one year and we headed for the NABD stall. We asked Martin if he wanted us to watch the NABD stall while he grabbed a bite to eat. So off he went, I proceeded to roll me and Dave a little herbal smoke but didnt have a light.........Dave said he's smoking over there grab a light off him. so over I went ......scuse mate have ya gotta light? He gave me a light and I was puffing away....When they all started to laugh.....I thought whats so funny then, goes back to Dave passing him the s***f looks up to see who they were....It was only the kin Police tent weren't it As soon as Martin got back we made a fairly hasty retreat!

i might've accidentally put twelve quids worth of diesel in my old katana once after a heavy night just about made it home with a plume of white smoke behind me before the engine felt like it siezed, then gone back to shout at the garage for having crap fuel. After the assistant unravelled about 15 feet of till roll she pointed out what i had bought

Ooooooops Wont be doing that again Lol!

hopefully not, no. probably in the same way you wont ask a copper to spark one up for you again

Two things from way back when I had my Fizzy............

1. Riding off with the steering lock on ( it was a seperate lock not integrated into the ignition) and just missing a wall before hitting the deck.

2. Just bought a new air filter from Snell's in Union St ( shows how long ago it was). Got home and thought were did I put that filter ? Then realised I must have put it on the rack when I put my lid on and rode off with it still there. Went back to the shop to see if it was still there and it was completely flattened in the middle of the road
So I had to buy another one.

forgot to put me feet down at traffic lights (many moons ago)

jim wrote:forgot to put me feet down at traffic lights (many moons ago)

I've done that Jim but I had a good excuse I took the sidecar off the day before

Wheelied too high on my motorcross bike, and smashed the whole tail piece, rear light, one indicator and number plate off.. only good point, was I didnt drop the bike, I slammed rear brake on and whole bike came back down and I rode off! Didnt relise till mate pointed it out too me!

im not even gunna say

with the amount of police officers that look on this site.......which is alot......(no joke)

Jewell wrote:im not even gunna say

with the amount of police officers that look on this site.......which is alot......(no joke)

See and Lee thought I was being stupid.

I done to many stupid things its hard to remember because I am to stupid

Hmmmm....i guess the silliest thing i did was to powerslide my DTR125 around a hairpin corner in the wet and have the back end dig in on exiting and chuck me off as i was descending to earth i put out my hand to try and save myself and ended up with a fractured wrist
.......trailies - gotta love 'em

Joined South West Bikers :lol:l:ol:

I highsided myself after getting out of bed late and being late for work, I was only 2 hours late I was supposed to have started at 1:30 am.

went to work to earn £50 ended up costing myself £1500

MSN'd speedy

Met BOSS