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'Ello SWB ,


Last nite, it was just crazy, mad, nutter and stupider. 6 people got really drunk, i think lee doesnt get too drunk, just mild i reckon.

Me and lee sorta race, 1.4 vs 2.0 TDi < that is pretty funny... no chance to beat me of course. lol not drink, drunk and drive. that was just before joining sorta of party. He cornered and guess what, his back wheel hit pavement and it LOL , the car just humpy dumpy ride, pretty funny i nearly lauffing all the way, he already on wrong way road but resume trying to get right on the road. and i flashed so i can overtake him and show him who's the boss. he say it was pretty scary, i was miles away.. he cant just keep it up.. i dont know what he's thinking of me while he drive.. i reckon where he's go? and guess what? he overtook Porsche!!! MUHAHA (Hayle to Helston)

so once we get there, i noticed some of my mates, they just wear bed time clothes?? what's going on?? shocking i just intro my mate (Lee) to them?? Oops.

then drinking, more beers, beers, i dunno how many left, hell there was about 48 cans and scoop up about 36 cans i think. pretty lot. Tequila .. ugh with no salt or lemon!! just sloop it up, they nearly puke out of it. ask lee!

watched America Pie Camp Based, some of scene is just funny. lol thats where my memory were all the shot, i dont usually remember watching whole of them. but remember most of them. werido.

then got drunk. uhm.. (about to go bed time) Lee got shagged my nice deaf girl mate... she's 23 and lee's 18!!! yeah she's also deaf... Txt: I had fun, she's really nice girl you know what i mean last nite, thats why i didnt get enough sleep, so i bonked off to bed at 5pm.

and.. guess what happen to me?

next morning, i slept in my own car!!! with sleeping bag, he just looking for me and he was shock that i was already gone, but he went out of the house and look for me, i dont know how he wake me up, i guess knock or something. i woke up and unlock door. he just lauffing at me lol...

Lee txt: "i knew that knocking wouldnt wake you, because you cant hear it, i had to try an move the car but solid suspension!"

and i asked him did u sleep with her, he chuckle, yeah i just sleep, hug, and kiss her thats all...

and i went to sleep straightaway.. then come back to mate's flat, and i look at her room, and she was washing her bed sheet!!! oh yeah just kiss n hug!! shagged her!!?? ah it's all crazy nite

James

sounds a good night mate, the fact is u still sound drunk so it must have been!

98' Renault Megane 1.4e RT vs. 51' MG ZR 2.0TDi.... I mean, come on! My car has crap brakes, suspension, no power, crap lights (we racing in the dark).. and masses and masses of understeer.. I was driving best I could without going into hedge.. (this is on a B-road).. Averaging about 80-85 which is fast for the motorway! James more like 100, 110!

Was definately crazy.. and big waste of petrol..

As for Helen.. ask her yourself.. Did you speak to her?

Lee

dear oh dear..sounds messy boys

LoL...

Nah i didnt ask helen, it would be embrassment for her if i asked. but i knew it, it would happen.

She didnt speak a word... i'll ask her... next week or something...

you should put a johnny over ya head protect everyone from ya then lmao

Much glad we raced in the cars than on the bikes.. around one corner me and James both had oversteer in front wheel drive cars.. flood with water and mud all over the road on hairpin up a hill!

oh yeah, if it was bike race, ride in the dark, in rural roads, i'm pretty sure it's scary stuff coz u neva know whats happening... i think riding in day and drive in night.. could b a lots easier.

i just confident and trust my own car, know where's near limit, what car cant or can.. so it's nearly near limit.. i'm gonna upgrade performance my car..

*uprate Turbo (Hybrid maybe)
*Superchipped or Tunit box
*Magnex or Corba exhaust
*K&N 57i Gen

I would guess my car would b 115bhp to 180bhp.. it's gonna be hell as quick.

Did you mention you already handbrake on the corner?? gosh!

Bike site guys, bike site. Cars are boring

My bikes in pieces.. I only have car at the moment.. I do the same crazy stuff just cant fit through gaps between on coming cars and get knee down in the car. My bike made me a better car driver! I used hand-brake alot.. what can I say, it was a tight corner!

ZXR400Lee wrote:98' Renault Megane 1.4e RT vs. 51' MG ZR 2.0TDi.... I mean, come on! My car has crap brakes, suspension, no power, crap lights (we racing in the dark).. and masses and masses of understeer.. I was driving best I could without going into hedge.. (this is on a B-road).. Averaging about 80-85 which is fast for the motorway! James more like 100, 110!
Lee

Glad nobody from this site on a bike was coming the other way

I'm a kid, and whilst my insurance premiums are so high, I'm going to act like one.

Has anyone seen the red eyed bad tempered possum?