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Right......changing the rules for this one a tad. The subject matter is "vagina" but you must insert it into a humorous line as an example.

ie: Chuff........Shes defo not a virgin mate.

Really? How'd ya know?

Shes got a "chuff" like a wizards sleeve!

Bucket as in ..... as slack as a pea in a bucket.

Gee, her Cnut is like a galvanised bucket

one for the sun dodgers:-

"like chucking a matchstick through 29 bulkhead"

Albert hall....as in........"it was like chucking me ould kit bag in the Albert hall"

tis loike throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Beef curtains.......as in......."I'm horny as fcuk mate, I think I'll go home and chow down on the misses's beef curtains"

i bet she has a huge cok!

A : "mate check her our"
B : " nah, too slaggy, would be like chucking a pebble down the high street "

Flange

two beef steaks and a king prawn

man-in-a-boat

as for metaphors/similies whichever it is - it was like parking a mini in the mersey tunnel!!

Shes got a fanny like a bucket, its like waving a twig a cave.

"She'll have a funny like a mouses ear" - as quoted by sid the sexist :D:D

random but funny thread.

i know its off topic but i remember when i was in a car with my builder friend and we went past this proper fit hunny and my mate turned and said to me "Phooooar,shes got an arse like a 9 year old boy" pmsl

Ever parked a bicycle in an aircraft hangar?

Jewell wrote:

random but funny thread.

i know its off topic but i remember when i was in a car with my builder friend and we went past this proper fit hunny and my mate turned and said to me "Phooooar,shes got an arse like a 9 year old boy" pmsl

Be wary of your friend...