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Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 1st, '09, 23:45
by TLS-Moose
They rarely sleep, and need a good prod now and again :roll:

Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see what I mean :lol:

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 1st, '09, 23:50
by billinom8s
instead of a poke, can i find a sodding great hammer and twat the little shite ?:-)

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 06:52
by Bladerunner
Best way to deal with a troll, short of banning them from the site?

Simply ignore everything they post and never respond to them, or just respond with "troll".

The whole point about trolls is they need the attention from peoples responses, arguing with them is just giving them what they desire, so if everyone ignored them there'd be no problem.

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 11:01
by bambam
it's all part of the fun and rich tapestry of life.........seeing those less fortunate than yourself..
by feeding them do you mean taking a big dump in the orifice they call a mouth which is normally spouting sh.ite :D :D :D

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 11:17
by ZXR400Lee
Whats a troll? In the relation to internet forum? Not the thing that lives under the bridge..

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 16:04
by Maver-Nick
ZXR400Lee wrote:Whats a troll? In the relation to internet forum? Not the thing that lives under the bridge..
Someone who won't listen to or consider, other peoples opinions / comments...

Seems we've got quite a few on here lately... :roll:

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 17:22
by Lady g
I suspect mental health issues - perhaps we should get Funky to give a professional opinion..?!! :lol:

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 20:48
by jim1979
I think he's ace. We should make him an honorary member :D

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 21:37
by greg
Trolls are only ever detrimental to a forum, never beneficial.
It seems to most perhaps reasonable to give a bit of latitude, perhaps it will get over it and so on. Never happens.
Even if you are having a bit of fun with it now, pretty soon you will find it a very tiresome creature.
In the meantime, expect it to dominate threads to the detriment of other users.
This one is just as odious as any other, it should not be treated with any kind of respect, like all trolls, it is waiting for you to give it an opportunity to demonstrate it's quite massive intellect, breadth of experience, and general superiority over all others.
Offline, in real life, expect this troll not to have enough about it to pour p iss out of a shoe even if the instructions are printed on the heel.

Just my opinion of trolls.

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 22:42
by Blue
Ok so I might just kinda just be a little bit guilty of feeding the last 2 just a little bit :roll: :lol: But I am poorly and bored :lol:

Would it not be better as well as just writing troll to their every post just to have a new site rule for newbies that if they become a troll within the first, say month they just get banned :? They last few have kicked off with a week of joining.

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 2nd, '09, 23:57
by billinom8s
i think you will find blue that trolls join as trolls, they don't become them. They are like boils, start off as an irritance then grow, fester and eventually have to be fcuked up and lanced to be rid of. It's one of the internets less appealing attributes.

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 3rd, '09, 09:22
by Stately
Bladerunner wrote:Best way to deal with a troll, short of banning them from the site?

Simply ignore everything they post and never respond to them, or just respond with "troll".
Yeah Yeah.

So far everything I've posted has attracted massive response.

People would just ignore if they thought it was BS.

Check out my real biker thread, now on nine pages :D

People always respond in that way when you hit a nerve.

They could of course have ignored it and let it die a death, but they didn't.

I rest my case :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 3rd, '09, 09:30
by Princess
Maver-Nick wrote:
ZXR400Lee wrote:Whats a troll? In the relation to internet forum? Not the thing that lives under the bridge..
Someone who won't listen to or consider, other peoples opinions / comments...

Seems we've got quite a few on here lately... :roll:
Oi....

I'm a living legend tho :lol: ....hes just boring and old....

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 3rd, '09, 09:46
by TLS-Moose
ILOVECOPS wrote:
Maver-Nick wrote:
ZXR400Lee wrote:Whats a troll? In the relation to internet forum? Not the thing that lives under the bridge..
Someone who won't listen to or consider, other peoples opinions / comments...

Seems we've got quite a few on here lately... :roll:
Oi....

I'm a living legend tho :lol: ....hes just boring and old....

:lol: :lol: :lol:


People have missed the point I was trying to make though ........ You in particular are another example of the point of my comment Ed :wink: It's there every time a new coment is made 8)

Re: Feed the Troll

Posted: Apr 3rd, '09, 10:50
by philh
Stately wrote:
Check out my real biker thread, now on nine pages :D

People always respond in that way when you hit a nerve.
You see, that's what I don't quite understand. Why would you want to hit a nerve? SWB is brilliant for insight, advice, and friendly banter. Not arguing. No good comes from 'hitting nerves'. It serves only to incense other members.

I agree with what seems to be the majority verdict - that if inciting pointless argument is your aim, then it's best done elsewhere.