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Bangers

Posted: Feb 21st, '15, 08:45
by MellowYellow
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
Something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
Was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
Did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

Re: Bangers

Posted: Feb 23rd, '15, 10:42
by deej
i think hes been a customer of mine too :erm:

Re: Bangers

Posted: Feb 28th, '15, 09:20
by badgerKDD
good joke, but I was expecting something a lot different when I read 'Bangers'........... :ymsmug:

Re: Bangers

Posted: Mar 1st, '15, 19:09
by deej
badgerKDD wrote:good joke, but I was expecting something a lot different when I read 'Bangers'........... :ymsmug:
you pervert :?

Re: Bangers

Posted: Mar 1st, '15, 21:19
by MellowYellow
He only thought it was about 600 single Panthers. What's the problem?