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LWR GERRY
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KIDS!!

Post by LWR GERRY »

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents
could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two
young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end
as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a
clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the
past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys
to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We
need to do something before I really lose my temper!" The clergyman
agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The
8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down
and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the
clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming
himself in his closet.
His older brother followed him into the closet and
said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

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Post by devilride »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Superb!!

Thought it was going down a different route for a bit :shock: :lol:
Missing 2 wheels : (
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Post by Mervin »

Yes good un, I rmember the same type of thing

Teacher asks a kid who knocked down the walls of Jericho
kid replies i dunno and would not split on anyone even if i did

merv
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