Top 10 reasons why Harley riders dont wave to proper bikers

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 23rd, '07, 09:43

Top 10 reasons why Harley riders dont wave to proper bikers on the road!

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.

9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.

8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.

5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.

4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.

3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.

2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.

1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

madshep · Post by **madshep** » Jun 23rd, '07, 17:33

You forgot the most obvious reason........................................
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................they're a bunch or ignorant, arrogant stuck up tossers

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 23rd, '07, 17:36

madshep wrote:You forgot the most obvious reason........................................
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................they're a bunch or ignorant, arrogant stuck up tossers

Fair one!

RSVRPaul · Post by **RSVRPaul** » Jun 23rd, '07, 18:40

Tom....get off the fence...you either like em or not.....?

Maybe you're in denial....all this deep routed anger you feel towards our tassle clad cousins could simply be your way of dealing with the fact that you secretly yearn after a Hardley Worthitson....!!

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 23rd, '07, 19:42

RSVRPaul wrote:Tom....get off the fence...you either like em or not.....?

Maybe you're in denial....all this deep routed anger you feel towards our tassle clad cousins could simply be your way of dealing with the fact that you secretly yearn after a Hardley Worthitson....!!

Your the one with the pan european. The harley is coming to get you my friend. And when it does I'll be right behind you taking the wee. Then I'll get on my BMX and over take and you will be right behind me! As per usual!

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 23rd, '07, 19:48

RSVRPaul wrote:Tom....get off the fence...you either like em or not.....?

Maybe you're in denial....all this deep routed anger you feel towards our tassle clad cousins could simply be your way of dealing with the fact that you secretly yearn after a Hardley Worthitson....!!

In fact, fekk it, I'm on me soap box. The other week I was out for a ride with Linny, Gaz and Jay and we passed 4 harley drivers. They were stereotypical fat bald ignorant tw@'s who refused to nod or wave to us. W.anchors. I paid less for my R6 than they did for the performance parts on their c.ock extensions and it still turns, stops and goes better and more reliable than their peice of Sh1t. I'm sure some of them are ok though!

RSVRPaul · Post by **RSVRPaul** » Jun 23rd, '07, 19:54

Thats it fella.....let all that nasty pent up anger out and you'll feel reet better fer it....!

Now was that a yes or no to a HD...?

J_K · Post by **J_K** » Jun 23rd, '07, 21:18

I just don't get Harleys. Whats the point??

tomr6 · Post by **tomr6** » Jun 23rd, '07, 21:49

RSVRPaul wrote:Thats it fella.....let all that nasty pent up anger out and you'll feel reet better fer it....!

Now was that a yes or no to a HD...?

I did feel better and then I had a couple of glasses of red and felt even better again. Woohoo!

Prob not to a HD. I might buy one when I need an attitude but the one I've got has served me well enough so far.

RSVRPaul · Post by **RSVRPaul** » Jun 23rd, '07, 22:42

Just think on fella......ur getting to the Harley age bracket now......yer can either give in and get one.....or fight it like what I is....!!

Ur other arf would love that big comfy seat though.....! Say elo..!

lowrider69 · Post by **lowrider69** » Jun 25th, '07, 20:44

madshep wrote:You forgot the most obvious reason........................................
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................they're a bunch or ignorant, arrogant stuck up tossers

hey mad sheep & a few others not all lowrider's are like that i wave/nod to any fellow biker no matter what they may be rideing tho i have a sports bike now when i had my VT1100 i hardly get a nod back from sports bike riders tho some did... its the ones that did that count cus they keep us bikers sticking together, how many car drivers do you see stopping to help each other like we do (well most of us) if i see a biker broken down i stop everytime to try help... thats what were all about buddy and it dont matter how fast or slow yer bike is

well i,ve had my say so you can all sl*g me off now lol

lowrider69 · Post by **lowrider69** » Jun 25th, '07, 20:46

ps....wicked joke tomr6 i like

V6 Mondy · Post by **V6 Mondy** » Jun 28th, '07, 05:58

Do BMW riders wave, well they never do to me

lowrider69 · Post by **lowrider69** » Jun 28th, '07, 06:19

some do some dont but your right most probaly dont... i see what your saying mondy but what i,am talking about, i give every biker a nod becuse i belive in keeping the biker tradishion going, if they dont nod back i normaly say under my breath f*cking twat

but at least i,am a biker that keeps it going

.. i see a bigger and bigger divide comeing between sports bike riders and lets say lowriders, i really do find it sad cus at the end of the day were all bikers.... Me i,am going to keep our biker tradishion going no matter what you ride from me you,ll always get a nod if your broken down i,ll stop and help no matter what bike your rideing

lowrider69 · Post by **lowrider69** » Jun 28th, '07, 06:29

pmsl pregnant goldfish it says tw*t

nice one admin love it

and sorry i forgot the ***** in tw*t