what can i have ritten on my new number plate?

[Tom L]

anyone who takes life that seriously needs a good slap

[billinom8s]

how about

'who cares, i'm in front of you'

'sofa king cool'

'strokers kick ass'

'come on, i'm giving you a chance'

'who needs traction control ?'

'see you next tuesday'

'u r a donut puncher'

'pit bike - honest'

[thelastsuperpower]

"If you can read this,you are too close/about to crash/a big gay leather-clad-man-ass sniffing bum whore/etc..."

[Jak]

I can't believe no-one else has suggested this ... how about ... the registration number?

Sorry - I know - crap joke

I've just got "Jak" on the bottom of mine - just in case I have a blonde moment and forget which bike's mine

[tafflade]

'tis true

[mel1208]

courtesy of jay,
i have vibrator with wheels on the bottom of mine

[Jesta]

[Blue]

i used to have DILLIGAF thats free if you want it

Oi! You trying to say i'm never in front of you

Its always been on the bottom of my plate on my car and my bike

[steve-d]

Stolen from another forum, just the ones I liked.

'Ridden well....report stolen.'

'If you can read this... You've been overtaken.'

'I speed up for corners'

'The car in front is...In my way'

'leave later ride faster'

'Hedge seeking missile'

'Valentino who?'

'Designed by a genius, ridden by a twat'

'Bye Bye GTI'

'Now you see me, now you don't!'

'It is big and it is clever'

'Built to tilt'

'Fear is Fun'

'If you can read this you are faster than you look'

[CBR6Jade]

Brilliant, i'm also looking for one too cos mine is mahoosive and has....Bridge on it still

[hazard9]

CALM LIKE A BOMB..
COURT' RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

[Flopper]

Don't seem to see the logos so much nowadays;

I've had in years gone by: 'Bye Bye GTi' and also 'Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast'

I remember pulling up behind an old blade that just had 'spit or swallow?' which made me laugh.

[Flopper]

Just found this on another site and love it: 'Save a mouse - Eat a pussy'

[Mervin]

Save a tree, eat a beaver


merv

[deej]

im suprised no-ones suggested southwestbikers yet ?

before age says owt how about fat bikers bounce better