So has MJ snuffed it or what?..

[Milky]

so may rumours.. "the ambulance and hospital havent confirmed who it is yet".. "he's still in a coma" "he got struck down by a smooth criminal"..etc etc what's everyones side of the story then!? doesnt really matter anymore now anyway he aint much of a thrill anymore and i think we should al just beat it and move on.

[Milky]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/



oh.. and MJ has broken sikipedia. nobody can get on it it's too busy hahahaha

[GIXXER KID]

sum rubbish punns there m8 lol, i dont rle think it matters if hes black or white. and dont you mean he aint much of a THRILLER anymore.

ive heard hes dead but i say dont stop till you get enough rle lol. just keep piss, wonder how billie jean feels?

ok thats enuff im off to bed

[Milky]

sum rubbish punns there m8 lol, i dont rle think it matters if hes black or white. and dont you mean he aint much of a THRILLER anymore.

ive heard hes dead but i say dont stop till you get enough rle lol. just keep [wee], wonder how billie jean feels?

ok thats enuff im off to bed

pfffffffff shup

[Blue]

Yes he is and the joke i have just been text I can't write on the forum

[tutton]

Due to the fact michael jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks instead, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change

[delvey91]

I'm saddend to hear Michael Jackson died today, to be honest, I've thought he looked a little pale for the last decade or so..

Sikipedia is working well now

[Milky]

Due to the fact michael jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks instead, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change

ahahahahaha

[Mervin]

Farah Fawcett passed the pearly gates and God said to her "you can have one wish before you enter heaven". She thought about it and squeaked out "I would like for all the children on earth to be safe". God said "it shall be done" and sent down a lightening bolt and killed Michael Jackson.

Here on earth, officals are unsure as to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, good times or the boogie.

[sevenofninecelica]

Apparently Jackson hasn't died yet, hes in the childrens hospital having a stroke.

[Jay]

Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be starting something, even though Jacko told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white!

[deej]

Apparently he didn't go stiff until he passed the childrens ward

Jackos london dates have been cancelled,simon aged 8 and aaron aged 6 are devestated

Jackos ashes are to be installed into etchasketches so kids can still twiddle with his knob

Mcdonalds are launching the jacko burger,its a 50yr old albino burger surrounded by 8yr old buns

[Mervin]

Michael Jackson Jokes

White glove for sale on ebay... Middles finger slightly dirty...
Reports Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are untrue - he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke .

Michael Jackson is confirmed dead believed to have drowned in the Hudson river New York - he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy.

Apparently Michael Jackson has died, he has had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts.

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her one wish. She wished for all of the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Ambulance officers have confirmed Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The monkey is in a stable condition.

Michael Jackson did utter a few words to paramedics on the way to hospital---put me in the children's ward!
Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Walt Disney movies?
A: Disney movies can still touch kids.

Due to California law Michael Jacksson can't be cremated - he needs to be recycled since he is 50% plastic.

Doctors says Michael Jackson died of a heart attack I blame it on the boogie.

Doctors also say he had too many white blood cells in his system.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to
Boyz-2-Men? ?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and
Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a
friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and
Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be
kept away
from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland
Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael
Jackson's dreams every night?

A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about
fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night. . .
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?

Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?

Janet: No, just a pizza and video

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the
last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound
racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house. . . They found class A drugs
in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his
bedroom.

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long
before we can
have sex? " "I'd wait until he's at least 14, " the doctor replies.

[graham22]

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.

One played with Majors and the other with minors

[badgerKDD]

You lot are sick !