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naked lady needs Bike

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Do you like naked ladies ?
Do you like bikes ?
Would you like a naked lady on your bike ?
Can you be in Plymouth on April 27th ?

A friend of mine is doing a photoshoot in Plymouth and she needs a bike or two to be photoed on/with.

Can you help out ?

Let me know and I'll pass on your details.

Thanks
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Any chance of a home visit ;)
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Dont fall into the trap. You'll turn up expecting to see some super hot attractive women, but it'll just be Simon in a wig.

The bit where he said "A friend of mine" gave it away.
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Bullet wrote:Any chance of a home visit ;)
Sorted, she's on the way...

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pics of lady first :twisted:
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I could be interested depends if I have my new bike by then. :)):
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How about something curvy & Italian, from one of the greatest bike designers in history .... :wink:
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DynaMight wrote:
The bit where he said "A friend of mine" gave it away.



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Rumour has it she is going to be at Teignmouth Bike night tonight.
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Remember seeing another SuperDuke in JD's once which had been used for a naked modelling shoot - the owner was complaining that he was having trouble getting the baby oil stains off of the seat, I think it was baby oil :80:
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billinom8s wrote:Rumour has it she is going to be at Teignmouth Bike night tonight.
Teignmouth have a bike night?? :-o
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Hahaha. I didn't realise there was a whole post about it, lol. I'm not a bad looking gal, I'm no pat butcher at least, so that's something.

Naked lady in question. (this photo has been reported to facebook today, along with others that contain half nakedness, IF it offends any of you at all, please tell me and I will remove it.)


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TLS-Moose wrote:How about something curvy & Italian, from one of the greatest bike designers in history .... :wink:
You bought a Benelli Moose? :))
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goatpants wrote:
TLS-Moose wrote:How about something curvy & Italian, from one of the greatest bike designers in history .... :wink:
You bought a Benelli Moose? :))

Nah mate, a Vespa :wink:
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CarlaO wrote:Hahaha. I didn't realise there was a whole post about it, lol. I'm not a bad looking gal, I'm no pat butcher at least, so that's something.

Naked lady in question. (this photo has been reported to facebook today, along with others that contain half nakedness, IF it offends any of you at all, please tell me and I will remove it.)


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