Bangers

[MellowYellow]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
Something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
Was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
Did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

[deej]

i think hes been a customer of mine too

[badgerKDD]

good joke, but I was expecting something a lot different when I read 'Bangers'...........

[deej]

good joke, but I was expecting something a lot different when I read 'Bangers'...........

you pervert

[MellowYellow]

He only thought it was about 600 single Panthers. What's the problem?