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when the farmer
[color=red][size=150]Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly....[/size][/color]
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poked his head
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right up his
Growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional.

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his old ladies
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bits that shall
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forever be kept
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a secret because
Growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional.

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she is really
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a flippin heshe :shock: :shock: :shock:
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1995 CBR1000F - CBS.Full Micron race system,K&N Filter,purple screen - Deceptively quick (but heavy!)
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who really wanted
Growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional.

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a handbag, not
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a croc skin
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[url=http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/thumbnails.html?c_album=5757216&page=all][b]My Llandow album[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/6311779][b]New baby album[/b][/url]
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looking pair of
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wellie boots, then
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[url=http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/thumbnails.html?c_album=5757216&page=all][b]My Llandow album[/b][/url]
[url=http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/6311779][b]New baby album[/b][/url]
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she would have
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