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Mark-Blade
Learner Driver
Posts: 696 Joined: Nov 20th, '04, 10:55
Location: Exeter
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by Mark-Blade » Dec 11th, '05, 12:21
[img]http://usera.imagecave.com/Mark-Blade/markbladesigcopy2.jpg[/img]
"Without wings, you can't fly"
clunk
Learner Driver
Posts: 1106 Joined: Mar 3rd, '04, 11:09
Location: Plymouth Rides:ZRX1200R
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by clunk » Dec 11th, '05, 12:52
Using my real name I should be a farmer,
but using Clunk I should be a President.....sounds about right.
chris999
Learner Driver
Posts: 274 Joined: May 25th, '05, 19:03
Location: newton abbot
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by chris999 » Dec 11th, '05, 13:37
Ali
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Posts: 438 Joined: Mar 12th, '04, 12:54
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by Ali » Dec 11th, '05, 14:19
Hey! That's my job!
Growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/ZRXgremlin/Smilies/mut.gif[/img]
AndyCBR
Learner Driver
Posts: 377 Joined: Oct 23rd, '05, 16:59
Location: Chudleigh - Rides Fireblade RR3
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by AndyCBR » Dec 11th, '05, 15:28
Stinky
Learner Driver
Posts: 957 Joined: Nov 23rd, '05, 11:56
Location: East Chinnock (Yeovil)
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by Stinky » Dec 11th, '05, 16:11
Im a bungy jumper tester. How lame is that for a joke.
Potential Royal Marines Course: 27th Feb o7 - Fail
Infantry Basic Training - 18th November 07 - ?
Xbox Live Tag - StinkyUK
baskie
Learner Driver
Posts: 2074 Joined: Mar 8th, '05, 20:33
Location: Plymouth
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by baskie » Dec 11th, '05, 17:02
full name = chef
first and last name = a jailbird
[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/baskie/baskie13332.jpg[/img]
[i]We ride in the knowledge that our fate is in the hands of many
Fairings are for homesexuals [/i]
Lost Geordie
Learner Driver
Posts: 39 Joined: Sep 9th, '04, 16:51
Location: Plymouth
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by Lost Geordie » Dec 11th, '05, 17:41
Mine came up as mime artist... more like pi$$ artist lol
[size=150][color=red]Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get your sh*tty ideas from. [/color][/size]
Jay
Learner Driver
Posts: 8015 Joined: Oct 22nd, '04, 05:46
First Name: Jay
Location: Fareham, Hampshire. Rides 2020 CBR1000RR-R
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by Jay » Dec 11th, '05, 18:13
Lost Geordie wrote: Mine came up as mime artist... more like pi$$ artist lol
you said it Wayne
2025 BMW S1000 XR TE
2011 BMW S1000RR Trackbike
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chris999
Learner Driver
Posts: 274 Joined: May 25th, '05, 19:03
Location: newton abbot
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by chris999 » Dec 11th, '05, 18:43
yellowrsvr
Learner Driver
Posts: 226 Joined: Sep 27th, '05, 18:46
Location: Plymouth
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by yellowrsvr » Dec 11th, '05, 18:53
Blah, Blah, Blah. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
DynaMight
Learner Driver
Posts: 2511 Joined: Apr 7th, '04, 22:35
Location: Exeter
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by DynaMight » Dec 11th, '05, 19:03
Hello Gavin your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster
1154macaw
Learner Driver
Posts: 1082 Joined: Mar 2nd, '05, 09:30
Location: Plymouth Rides VZ800
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by 1154macaw » Dec 11th, '05, 19:29
Juggler
how does it know I play with my balls
Funky
Learner Driver
Posts: 6646 Joined: Sep 11th, '05, 15:37
First Name: Aaron
Location: Exeter
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by Funky » Dec 12th, '05, 06:54
Hello Aaron Causley you ideal job is a Internet Hacker
Anybody have any tips for me?
Bikerbird
Learner Driver
Posts: 717 Joined: Apr 17th, '04, 08:22
Location: Nr Chippenham
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by Bikerbird » Dec 12th, '05, 09:08
Wow that's spooky, it says i should be a tree surgeon, i do that anyway!! Amongst other things.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Gayna/bikerbirdsigcopy1.jpg[/img]
Is it too big!!