DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

[frank]

40-ish................................49
Adventurous.................... Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............................No breasts.
Average looking............... Mooooooo.
Beautiful.................. .... ..Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...........On medication.
Feminist...........................Fat.
Free spirit........................Junkie.
Friendship first............... .Former sl*t.
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned...................No BJs.
Open-minded...................Desperate.
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.....................B*tch.
Voluptuous......................Very Fat.
Large frame.....................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..............Stalker

[Jay]

How true