R U A TRUE BIKER??

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Jan 30th, '06, 21:30

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If you wear your riding clothes when you're not riding your bike..
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is in your living room, but your car has no garage...
You may be a True Biker.

If your bike is worth three times as much as your car...
You may be a True Biker.

If the flower pots on your front porch are made from old helmets,
You may be a True Biker.

If your household has more motorcycles that televisions...
You may be a True Biker.

If you met your wife at a bike rally...
You may be a True Biker

If your Ol' Lady has more tatoos than Sid Vicious...
You may be a True Biker

If you hadn't realized that BMW, Honda, & Suzuki
actually make cars...
You may be a True Biker

If any of your children were conceived on a motorcycle...
You may be True Biker

If your wife thinks that Bike Night is part of your work...
You might be a True Biker

If you name your motorcycles, but your wife names your kids...
You may be a True Biker.

If you have a "riding bike" and a "project bike"...
You might be a True Biker

If you insure your scooter year round, but your car only in the winter months...
You might be a True Biker

If you can remember your first Harley ride but not your first kiss...
You might be a True Biker

If you spend more at the winter swap meet than Christmas shopping...
You might be a True Biker

If you lay atop your scooter to protect it during a hail storm...
You might be a True Biker

If your bike is cleaner than the jeans & shirt you are wearing...
You might be a True Biker
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Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Jan 30th, '06, 21:40

Well i have more bikes than tv's is that enough to qualify!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Jan 30th, '06, 23:15

looks like i'm fcuked, might just qualify for the first one

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Jan 30th, '06, 23:16

I may be a true biker

Cheggers · Post by **Cheggers** » Jan 31st, '06, 08:18

How can you be a true biker if you ride a scooter

gareth · Post by **gareth** » Jan 31st, '06, 08:42

Im a part time true biker

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Jan 31st, '06, 08:48

- i maybe might be some sort of possible perhaps biker!

jason · Post by **jason** » Jan 31st, '06, 09:19

thankfully I am not a true biker.

id be very worried if I qualified as a "true biker" under that list of definitions.

Kiwi Chick · Post by **Kiwi Chick** » Jan 31st, '06, 13:08

I defintely dont have more tattoos than Sid Vicious, but do have more bikes than TVs so maybe halfway there.

greg · Post by **greg** » Jan 31st, '06, 16:35

jason wrote:thankfully I am not a true biker.

id be very worried if I qualified as a "true biker" under that list of definitions.

Me too.

LWR GERRY · Post by **LWR GERRY** » Jan 31st, '06, 17:29

This guy is a TRUE BIKER!

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Jan 31st, '06, 17:34

if that bikes an new k6 he probably has got his willy up the exhaust pipe on that angle

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Jan 31st, '06, 17:36

georgie_d wrote:if that bikes an new k6 he probably has got his willy up the exhaust pipe on that angle

Thats funny mate

U coming up 2 the pub meet tonight? AndyCBR coming up from newton!

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Jan 31st, '06, 19:00

no mate, cars not to hot on starting at the mo and my bike out of action, but hopefully try and crack along next week and bring a couple of others